New fascist mod required. Apply within.

The_Conductor

I've been accused of being hopelessly rightwing (on the Accommodation and Property Forum of all places). That said- cyber-threats don't really work all that well for me- I prefer the more first person approach....... I also disagree with hitmen- they're too expensive, its far simpler and tidier to just do the job yourself. As such please note I will track down and brutally torture anyone who votes for me. Regards, SMcCarrick

Matt Holck

the great thing about mods
is you know
they have to read your stuff

6th

I'll take the reign
I'll bring the pain
I'll slap you bitches again and again
Don't stand me near no naked flame
Coz the smell of burnt hair will melt yore brain!

Karoma

6th wrote: »

I'll take the reign
I'll bring the pain
I'll slap you bitches again and again
Don't stand me near no naked flame
Coz the smell of burnt hair will melt yore brain!

You're no rb_ie.

The_Conductor

Karoma wrote: »

You're no rb_ie.

Hes been mightily quiet lately?

Dyr

Cruijff wrote: »

To AH Mods,

Id like to nominate myself.

I am on here all day everyday, I am honest, I am fair, but I am also strict with folk who want to act the maggot.

I am here 6 years its my single most used site.

So if you want someone that is every easy to deal with, treat the job with the utmost respect, treat the posters and mods alike with the utmost respect, I would love the distinguished honor of moderating AH.

Thanking You

Will

Thing is, you have no profile here. I mean 6 years, 6000 posts and I dont remember a single one of them? you need to up your game buddy, get a good PR or something. We only let the big players mod AH

6th

Karoma wrote: »

You're no rb_ie.

A Komplement from Karoma, why i do believe I'm blushing

smccarrick wrote: »

Hes been mightily quiet lately?

Nothing to do with me >_>

Chong

Bambi wrote: »

Thing is, you have no profile here. I mean 6 years, 6000 posts and I dont remember a single one of them? you need to up your game buddy, get a good PR or something. We only let the big players mod AH

I dont choose to post 10000 post of crap, like so many do.

Thats not say though that I dont post crap.

Hang on

Your here a month less than me, with half my posts and this is the first I have heard of you?

Matt Holck

If I were a mod
I would create an intereracting profile for each regular
5 heros = 5 villians

Matt Holck

if I was a mod
I would restrict posts to consist of 200 characters or less

Dudess

javaboy. Or dr.bollocko.

Earthhorse, I don't think you'd like it (always have to include him in anything about javaboy - and vice versa. And now dr.bollocko has entered the fray).

6th

Dudess wrote: »

javaboy. Or dr.bollocko.

Cheers.

Dudess

Actually I've just seen the "nobody from Cork please" tag.

The Scientist ftw.

Dyr

Cruijff wrote: »

I dont choose to post 10000 post of crap, like so many do.

Thats not say though that I dont post crap.

Hang on

Your here a month less than me, with half my posts and this is the first I have heard of you?

Im not pimping meself as a possible AH mod but :pac:

but srsly, you've never heard of MOI?

Dyr

Dudess wrote: »

Actually I've just seen the "nobody from Cork please" tag.

The Scientist ftw.

They want a nobody from cork for the job?

you're a dead cert so, welcome back

projectmayhem

Cruijff wrote: »

I dont choose to post 10000 post of crap, like so many do.

Thats not say though that I dont post crap.

Hang on

Your here a month less than me, with half my posts and this is the first I have heard of you?

Banned because I decided Karoma won't like you.

...see, I'd make a brilliant mod.

biko

bikopig6th_ie

Nerin

6th wrote: »

I'll take the reign
I'll bring the pain
I'll slap you bitches again and again
Don't stand me near no naked flame
Coz the smell of burnt hair will melt yore brain!

I thought you were hairless? Lying rhymes hurt more

6th

Nerin wrote: »

I thought you were hairless? Lying rhymes hurt more

Hairless? Don't make me drop the towel!

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

robtri

I should be the Mod
as I will take no sh*t from anybod,
i will kick some ass
and not let any crap pass,
I will smack the bitches down
and F*ck their frowns,
screw them all
I will drive you all up the wall,
Rob for mod, so F you all...

Dyr

Given the current economic climate can we afford a new AH mod?

Nerin

6th wrote: »

Hairless? Don't make me drop the towel!

*hands you super glue*
A south to north transfer is in order

4zn76tysfajdxp

What about sharpshooterH? She's pretty much a female AlmightyCushion anyway, plus having an extra skirt around here will show we (as a collective) believe in sexual diversity on the internet and stuff.

6th

robtri wrote: »

I should be the Mod
as I will take no sh*t from anybod,
i will kick some ass
and not let any crap pass,
I will smack the bitches down
and F*ck their frowns,
screw them all
I will drive you all up the wall,
Rob for mod, so F you all...

3/10

Matt Holck

Bambi wrote:

Im not pimping meself as a possible AH mod but

but srsly, you've never heard of MOI?

I recall that you are inquizative and provokative

Kiera

Sandra Loud Mop wrote: »

What about sharpshooterH? She's pretty much a female AlmightyCushion anyway, plus having an extra skirt around here will show we (as a collective) believe in sexual diversity on the internet and stuff.

I'm the only skirt here :mad:

I'm not sure if i got all those thanks cause i'm hated or liked I'm gonna go with hated and people want to push me over the edge!

SimpleSam06

Sandra Loud Mop wrote: »

will show we (as a collective) believe in sexual diversity on the internet and stuff.

Eh?

robtri

Kiera wrote: »

I'm the only skirt here :mad:

I'm not sure if i got all those thanks cause i'm hated or liked I'm gonna go with hated and people want to push me over the edge!

I would vote for you, seeing soem of your posts in the thunderdome... your would be the right B*tch for the job... and i mean that in a good way...:D

robtri

6th wrote: »

3/10

it deserves a bit more than that!!!!!!!!!!!! not much mind you...