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    #212
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    robtri wrote: »
    it deserves a bit more than that!!!!!!!!!!!! not much mind you...

    It really doesn't. Sorry.


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    #213
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'm gonna go with hated and people want to push me over the edge!

    Awww, don't be sad. Here's a joke to cheer you up:

    You know what kind of ship never sinks?

    A modship.




    *Hint, hint*


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    #214
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    the great thing about mods
    is you know
    they have to read your stuff

    Worst haiku ever!
    Dudess wrote: »
    Earthhorse, I don't think you'd like it (always have to include him in anything about javaboy - and vice versa. And now dr.bollocko has entered the fray).

    So glad to be in your afterthoughts.


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    #215
    robtri
    Registered Users Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭robtri


    Surely we should just have a poll for the people who have thrown there names into the ring.....
    but this is AH, so we will probably just talk this over and over and over and over again and again and again....


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    #216
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    A mod is like the tracks laid down the guild the train
    a mud gutter on the roof to collect the rain


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    #217
    The_Conductor
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 32,285 Mod ✭✭✭✭The_Conductor


    biko wrote: »
    bikopig6th_ie

    My head hurts :(


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    #218
    emeraldstar
    Registered Users Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    The_Minister wrote: »
    Well spotted.

    Fixed.
    Look again.


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    #219
    eVeNtInE
    Registered Users Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


    This post has been deleted.


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    #220
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Worst haiku ever!



    So glad to be in your afterthoughts.

    good night and thank you
    your pressence adds excitement
    I hadn't thought of that


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    #221
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    As its AH all Id ask is that any future mod needs a good sense of humour and needs to truthfully be able to answer the following question yes:

    Do you find albino midget porn funny while also slightly strangely erotic?

    Also if I were a contender this would be my poem:

    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
    BOOM
    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.

    Thank you.


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    #222
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    robtri wrote: »
    Surely we should just have a poll for the people who have thrown there names into the ring.....
    but this is AH, so we will probably just talk this over and over and over and over again and again and again....

    So we'll just limit the poll to everyone who has had a chance to post in the last few hours? Does that sound smart or fair to you? Does it really?
    The thread will close on Friday and we (The moderators) will discuss the options. There may or may not be a poll. "Fascist" - the hint is right there, you democracy-lovin' foo'. We'll send up some white smoke when we have decided.


    ShooterSF: Will Smith called; He wants royalties.


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    #223
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    So glad to be in your afterthoughts.
    :(
    It's just... he's on After Hours more than you are.



    (Damn, it's awkward when you have to take the side of one half of a couple... :P)


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    #224
    PeakOutput
    Registered Users Posts: 7,639 ✭✭✭PeakOutput


    i have feck all thanks and my posts tend to kill threads anyway im perfect


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    #225
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    I actually think square_igloo might be good at this.


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    #226
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    square_igloo wrote: »
    I love, love, LOVE Mr. Terry
    How much? Oh very...
    I hope that he's a virgin and merry
    So I may have the honour of popping his cherry.

    Seriously, if you have sex with me, then you're in.


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    #227
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I will become the new Ah mod.

    thanks for playing.

    you may all go home now


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    #228
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,222 ✭✭✭✭biko


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
    BOOM
    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.
    Ah, the old " The German guns". Haven't heard that in a while.


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    #229
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Dudess wrote: »
    :(
    It's just... he's on After Hours more than you are.

    They're actually trying to make me work in work these days, would you believe? A number of websites got the cull today. I do not think I am long for boards.
    Dudess wrote: »
    (Damn, it's awkward when you have to take the side of one half of a couple... :P)

    Check our profiles. It's all over baby blue.


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    #230
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    biko wrote: »
    Ah, the old " The German guns". Haven't heard that in a while.

    Are you accusing me of plagiarism?! :D


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    #231
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    Are you accusing me of plagiarism?! :D

    That or 'being a Nazi'.


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    #232
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Just give it to snyper and be done with it!

    Also I take my name out of the race.


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    #233
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Dudess wrote: »
    (Damn, it's awkward when you have to take the side of one half of a couple... :P)

    I very publicly dumped him in another thread about where you see yourself in 5 years time. It was all very emotional.


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    #234
    Dinter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    We should have a rotating modship on a weekly basis like they do with the presenter on Have I Got News For You. Think about it. Everyone who wants to gets a chance, it's fair and all the different moderating styles will liven up the place.

    If I go first, I promise I won't continually ban whoever is meant to replace me. You can trust me.


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    #235
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    How do you think I'll feel? That relationship is my baby! :(


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    #236
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Karoma wrote: »
    That or 'being a Nazi'.

    Nazi = Fascist (see thread title)

    WOHOOO Im off to spend my new mod salary on manicures :)

    Edit: What a crap 500th post. LAME. I blame you karoma.


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    #237
    deleriumtremens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭deleriumtremens


    There's going to be loads of pressure to perform for the future moderator now, what with 17 pages of posts dedicated to him/her!!


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    #238
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    If, due to some horrific mistake I am not chosen, I think javaboy, dr.bollocko and Kiera would be excellent choices for mod.

    Terry wrote: »
    Seriously, if you have sex with me, then you're in.

    PM Sent ;)





    PM may not have actually been sent.


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    #239
    Rowley Birkin QC
    Registered Users Posts: 6,227 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    robtri wrote: »
    I should be the Mod
    as I will take no sh*t from anybod,
    i will kick some ass
    and not let any crap pass,
    I will smack the bitches down
    and F*ck their frowns,
    screw them all
    I will drive you all up the wall,
    Rob for mod, so F you all...
    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    And you're away with the birdies.
    javaboy wrote: »
    Well putt.

    /must stop now
    zuroph wrote: »
    post flagged.
    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Home run. Eh wait, wrong sport.

    Banned. PM me when I'm a mod so I can properly ban you.





    That was the test wasn't it?


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    #240
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,865 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    deleriumtremens wrote: »
    There's going to be loads of pressure to perform for the future moderator now, what with 17 pages of posts dedicated to him/her!!

    Only 13 pages for me. I can handle that pressure :cool:


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    #241
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Only 13 pages for me. I can handle that pressure :cool:

    Only 7 pages for me! :P

    BOO-YAH!!

    *victory dance*


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