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  • 26-11-2008 12:51pm
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    rocky25
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    Five Reasons Computers Are Female....

    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

    2. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

    3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

    4. The message “Bad command or filename” is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”

    5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Message for Pete Townsend...

    Do you remember when you got arrested for having Child Porn on your Computer in 2003?

    Around the same time as Gary Glitter & Chris Langham got caught and sent to Prison on Similar charges...

    But you got away with it, because you said you were "researching the issue for a book you were writing on the subject" !

    I've got just one thing to say Pete!




    "WHERE'S THE FOOKIN BOOK?"


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