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The Finalists!

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  • 26-11-2008 2:52pm
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Miss America
    Miss Spain
    Miss Britain
    Miss Philippines
    Miss Iran
    Miss India
    Miss Japan

    QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
    QUESTION : Why do you say that?
    MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.....

    (Applause!.... Applause!)

    QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
    QUESTION : Why do you say that?
    MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.

    (Applause!... Applause!)

    QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and Heroes.
    QUESTION : Why do you say that?
    MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive.

    (Applause!... Applause!)

    QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves
    QUESTION : And why do you say that?
    MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door.....

    (Applause!... Applause!)

    QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
    QUESTION : Why do you say that?
    MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....

    (Applause!..Applause!)

    QUESTION : Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MISS JAPAN: It's like an actor in a stage play....because it bows down after every performance.

    (Applause!..Applause!)

    QUESTION : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihi...I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis...
    QUESTION : Chismis???
    MS. PHILIPPINES : Ayy! Sorry... Its ano, ahh kuwan...it means GOSSIP in our language.
    QUESTION : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
    MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi hi...Kasi....I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth..


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