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kids at christmas

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  • 26-11-2008 3:29pm
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    gillybeans
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    On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice Bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you ?". The kid says " Yes". The cop tell him" Well next year tell Santa to put a tail light on the bike." The cop then proceeds to write a ticket for a €20.00 fine for having no light on the bike. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says to the cop, " Nice horse you got there Mister. Did Santa bring that to you for Christmas." The cop decides to humour the kid and replies, " Yeah he sure did." The kid starts to ride off and turns around and shouts back to the cop, " Well next year tell Santa to but the b*ll*ck underneath the horse and not on top of it !!"


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    #2
    giggsy664
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    Very good. I'd give you stars but mobile theme ftl.


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    Podge2k7
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    Vey good:D:D


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