Should I have a pint tonight?

Sharpshooter

looptheloop wrote: »

Do it - you could be run over by a bus tommorow......

Bus driver will be breathalysed of course..

Graham_B18C

vinylmesh wrote: »

if it's only one pint then no. what's the point poisining yourself / ruining what you've got going if you barely get to feel the effects?

Is there a such thing as only having one pint? Never knew it existed!

ScumLord

Grahamo999 wrote: »

Is there a such thing as only having one pint? Never knew it existed!

Yes, it's called who wants tequila.


Do Tequila's!

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Loopy

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Bus driver will be breathalysed of course..

Is he going boozing with his best mate the bus driver:P

biko

Actually I could do with a pint myself.

Pighead

Of course you should have a pint this evening. It's Tina Turners 69th birthday.
Tina Turner, 69 and drink is the stuff dreams are made of.

Ross_Mahon

Do not listen to their poisonous words...Have a drink and think it over.

Overheal

I think if you have to ask, then you dont want a drink.

Pighead

Overheal wrote: »

I think if you have to ask, then you dont want a drink.

Rubbish logic. Pighead would hate to be asking you for the time.

samhail

biko wrote: »

...
Tries to PM banknotes but they won't stick to screen.

did you notice that bank notes are just under 3.5in wide.
3.5in slot in your computer.

coincidence ? i think not.

jaykay74

silvine wrote: »

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I am off the beer 30 days

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I wanted to a go a month without booze.

Well?

According to some joke email I got recently if you had been drinking tinnies heavily for the past 30 days and recycled the empties you'd be in a lot better financial shape so my advice is to give me the name of a better spam filter for my email.

And get yourself to the pub man, you are a mess, clean shaven, coherent... for shame.

Terry

ScumLord wrote: »

As long as you don't buy it in a pub. Boycott pubs.

Hear hear.
$4.50 in my local.
The only reason I went to the pub on Sunday was because my friend, who is renting my back garden from me, would only pay me if I went to the pub with him. I didn't have a choice.

Smart Bug wrote: »

Why a pint? Ask the barman for exactly 567ml of beer.

568
/pedant.

ScumLord wrote: »

Duh, you put it in the dvd drive. :rolleyes:

Isn't that where the pint glasses go?


OP, do you really need to ask?
Get the fúck out of here and go get drunk.

/first sip. Aaaah.

Heh. There's an ad on at the moment about not drinking too much. Ads are stupid.

marcsignal

Have a game of Darts as well while you're there, if your local has a dart board.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsdaA5b8-vs

silvine

Had a pint. Or three to be exact. Nearly missed last bus home and feel the worse for it today. I blame everyone here.

junior_apollo

vinylmesh wrote: »

if it's only one pint then no. what's the point poisining yourself / ruining what you've got going if you barely get to feel the effects?

agreed.. get hammered instead

biko

silvine wrote: »

Had a pint. Or three to be exact. Nearly missed last bus home and feel the worse for it today. I blame everyone here.

That's no way to talk to people that only mean you well.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Fajitas! wrote: »

It's my birthday.

There's a reason.

Go for it.

Happy birthday.

I want to go for a pint too, but don't gots no monies

silvine

Apologies. I'd forgotten how irritable post pints make me. The solution? More pints!