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Charles and Camilla

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  • 26-11-2008 4:38pm
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    reilig
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    For her wedding to Prince Charles, Camilla bought new shoes, which got
    increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when
    the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she
    flopped on the bed and said, 'Charles, darling. Please remove my shoes.
    My feet are killing me!'

    Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour,
    but it would not budge. 'Harder!' yelled Camilla.

    'Harder!' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying, darling! But it's just so
    bloody tight!'

    'Come on! Give it all you've got!' she cried.

    Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla
    exclaimed, 'There! Oh, God, that feels so good!'

    In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, 'See? I
    told you, with a face like that, she was still a virgin!'

    Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, 'Oh, God,
    darling! This one's even tighter!'

    At which Prince Phillip said proudly to the Queen, 'That's my boy: once
    a Navy man, always a Navy man!'


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