Farting In Public

Aidric

Do You?

admiralofthefleet

yeah, i crop dust the bus regularly

Kiera

Girls dont fart! We actually cant, we dont have bum-holes!

In$omniac

I'm a woman, I don't fart I cough in my knickers :P

Terry

I gave up caring years ago, so yes I do.

Kiera

Kiera wrote: »

Girls dont fart! We actually cant, we dont have bum-holes!

it's true

Turd Ferguson

Kiera wrote: »

we dont have bum-holes!

So where was I putting my......nevermind

admiralofthefleet

Kiera wrote: »

Girls dont fart! We actually cant, we dont have bum-holes!

do you leave 50c under your pillow at night and hope the poo fairy will take them away?

Wertz

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

So where was I putting my......nevermind

She only told you that was her arse so you'd quit annoying her for butt sex...

Big Knox

Kiera wrote: »

Girls dont fart! We actually cant, we dont have bum-holes!

This is true, most of the time the sh1t usually comes out of your mouths!! :pac:

Prof.Badass

Out of courtesy i stand back from the group and let it off somewhere else.

Turd Ferguson

Wertz wrote: »

She only told you that was her arse so you'd quit annoying her for butt sex...

Dammit. I bet that beard wasnt a fake either...wait

Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

So where was I putting my......nevermind

did she have an adams apple honey pie?

admiralofthefleet

im looking forward to flutterinbantham's reply

Turd Ferguson

Deleted User wrote: »

did she have an adams apple honey pie?

She said it was a birth mark.

Aw

Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

She said it was a birth mark.

Aw

no, I think she said, her birth name was mark

galwayrush

It depends on the company i'm in.:p
Seriously, I timed one of my farts earlier today while i was walking, 33 seconds.:cool:

Aidric

galwayrush wrote: »

I timed one of my farts earlier today while i was walking, 33 seconds.:cool:

Ha, a good trailer is very satisfying, and funny of course.

LEIN

Let rip then turn and look at the person beside me in disgust.

Its really funny the reaction it gets.

Turd Ferguson

Deleted User wrote: »

no, I think she said, her birth name was mark

How could I be so stupid?
Come to think of it I guess her penis was a dead giveaway.

*sigh*

funk-you

All time. I usually let one go, look at the guy beside me with disgust and make sure people see me walking away because he's a stinkbag.

He has to smell my potion and everyone else thinks he's a knacker.

-Funk

minidazzler

Kiera wrote: »

Girls dont fart! We actually cant, we dont have bum-holes!

Then what happened the other night between me and that.......

Wertz

minidazzler wrote: »

Then what happened the other night between me and that.......

That was her colostomy bag.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Aidric wrote: »

Do You?

My best past time... mostly I let them know it's comming... Grab your mate, hold your ass you a part of his/her body and give a big push... See what reaction you get

Berty

Im on a certain natural drug remedy and holy sh*t they really make you fart. Most people become laxitated on them but all i do is fart. And its not just air farts, its clouds of toxic gas.

Shower farts are great. There is a great sound off them.

There is no better smell than your own fart but every so often you let one go that not even you can be around. I had to get out of my own car a few years back it was soo bad.

I farted in a changing room in a shop one day. If anybody knows the Tommy Hilfiger shops they have enclosed changing rooms with full doors(no air in or out). I let one go and left straight away. There was a queue outside so a girl went straight in. I was begging the cashier to get me served and out the door ASAP!

jester77

I always let it out... I still remember the day where I realised it's something not to be ashamed of. It was a Sunday morning, many many moons ago, I was sitting at the back of the church, my da was in the seat in front... he let one rip, a gentle bellow it was... I briefly smiled before my face curled up, he must have been on the Guinness the night before!

Censorsh!t

I only let out the silents
and then blame someone else if it smells.

Mc Love

Do men fart more than women?
(Submitted by Bigdude)

No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender.
I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do


http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

rainbow kirby

The fun of letting one rip is not something that should be reserved for teh menz.

Berty

If you are in a committed and comfortable relationship then the woman will have no problem farting in front of you.

"Herself" will open the window whilst I am driving and lift her left cheek and squeeze one out. I mean, seriously, I have no way of escaping. :mad:

Happily sits on the armchair and squeezes one out.

Mention it outside the relationship and she will murder me. Women apparently do not fart, ****, burp or need to lose weight.

Seeing her sister lift her arms up to reveal her hairy arms made me believe that women should be hairless and permanently clean and never have had a sexual relationship prior to meeting another man.

Oh yeah, FAO Women. We know you masturbate!

samhail

Look to your company and say... "I think we need to move".

Its a code.