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A classic Dub joke!

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  • 26-11-2008 11:44pm
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    dak
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    Two howaya sluts walk into Brown Thomas (Dublin), they stroll up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it:

    'Dat's quite nice innit, don't you tink Jacinta?'.

    'Yeah, what's it called?'. 'Viens a moi' 'VIENS A MOI, what the f##k does that mean?

    At this stage the assistant offers some help. 'Viens a moi, ladies, is French for "come to me". Sharon, takes another sniff and offers her arm to Jacinta again saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?"


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    #2
    giggsy664
    Registered Users Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Nice one.

    Pics or gtfo.


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    Steve
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭Steve


    hehe, like it!


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    #4
    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    :D


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    #5
    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Quality


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Good one


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