The JACKDAW CHELSEA Jinx!!

jackdaw

Enough is ENOUGH!!!!!!


The 1-1 draw doesn't bother me ...

The danger of being knocked out doesn't bother me ...

The best that we can do is 2nd and have a chance of meeting the s--- Barça doesn't bother me ...

What does bother me is the jinx of ME watching them ... every time I watch Chelsea they do SHIIT !!!

every time i miss the game they win easily ....

Tomorrow i will post stats .. so all ye who will ridicule this post can see for yourselves ...

It's like if you toss a coin 1000 times ...

you don't get 500 heads 500 tails ...

its more like 440 660 .... 700 300 ... 550 450 ... etc ..

but when it's 999 1 993 7 ... something is fishy ... and thats what happens
with me ... so I wont be watching Chelsea Arsenal this Sunday ...


but seriously tomorrow i will post some true STATS .. I really hope I'm wrong
as im getting a complex about this now ...


and yes this should be in PI ....

Guy:Incognito

jackdaw wrote: »

What does bother me is the jinx of ME watching them ... every time I watch Chelsea they do SHIIT !!! ..

You must have watched every game from the late 60's till RA bought the club.

Chong

jackdaw wrote: »

Enough is ENOUGH!!!!!!


The 1-1 draw doesn't bother me ...

The danger of being knocked out doesn't bother me ...

The best that we can do is 2nd and have a chance of meeting the s--- Barça doesn't bother me ...

What does bother me is the jinx of ME watching them ... every time I watch Chelsea they do SHIIT !!!

every time i miss the game they win easily ....

Tomorrow i will post stats .. so all ye who will ridicule this post can see for yourselves ...

It's like if you toss a coin 1000 times ...

you don't get 500 heads 500 tails ...

its more like 440 660 .... 700 300 ... 550 450 ... etc ..

but when it's 999 1 993 7 ... something is fishy ... and thats what happens
with me ... so I wont be watching Chelsea Arsenal this Sunday ...


but seriously tomorrow i will post some true STATS .. I really hope I'm wrong
as im getting a complex about this now ...


and yes this should be in PI ....

HAHAHAHAHA now this should win post of the year .

If only those awards were nominated a week later, then you'd have 2 nominations!

jackdaw

Please take me seriously ... there's something going on here ... anyway stats and mathematics don't lie all will be relieved tomorrow when i post the stats...

Pigman II

Apparently this problem was common among Derby supporters last season.

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jackdaw.

you're a ledge

roryc

jackdaw wrote: »

It's like if you toss a coin 1000 times ...

you don't get 500 heads 500 tails ...

its more like 440 660 .... 700 300 ... 550 450 ... etc ..

but when it's 999 1 993 7 ... something is fishy ... and thats what happens
with me ... so I wont be watching Chelsea Arsenal this Sunday ...


but seriously tomorrow i will post some true STATS .. I really hope I'm wrong
as im getting a complex about this now ...


and yes this should be in PI ....

[ ] understands addition

jackdaw

roryc wrote: »

[ ] understands addition

no need to be a smartarse...

jackdaw

August 2008
17 Sun 13:30 PREM H Portsmouth W 4-0 DIDN'T SEE
24 Sun 13:30 PREM A Wigan Athletic W 0-1 SAW
31 Sun 13:30 PREM H Tottenham Hotspur D 1-1 DIDN'T SEE
September 2008
13 Sat 17:30 PREM A Manchester City W 1-3 DIDN'T SEE
16 Tue 19:45 CPLG H Bordeaux W 4-0 DIDN'T SEE
21 Sun 14:00 PREM H Manchester United D 1-1 SAW
24 Wed 19:45 LGCP A Portsmouth W 0-4 DIDN'T SEE
27 Sat 15:00 PREM A Stoke City W 0-2 DIDN'T SEE
October 2008
1 Wed 19:45 CPLG A CFR 1907 Cluj D 0-0 DIDN'T SEE
5 Sun 15:00 PREM H Aston Villa W 2-0 DIDN'T SEE
18 Sat 12:45 PREM A Middlesbrough W 0-5 DIDN'T SEE
22 Wed 19:45 CPLG H Roma W 1-0 SAW
26 Sun 13:30 PREM H Liverpool L 0-1 SAW
29 Wed 19:45 PREM A Hull City W 0-3 DIDN'T SEE
November 2008
1 Sat 15:00 PREM H Sunderland W 5-0 DIDN'T SEE
4 Tue 19:45 CPLG A Roma L 3-1 DIDN'T SEE
9 Sun 13:30 PREM A Blackburn Rovers W 0-2 SAW
12 Wed 19:45 LGCP H Burnley L 1-1 (aet 4-5 on pens) DIDN'T SEE
15 Sat 17:30 PREM A West Bromwich Albion W 0-3 DIDN'T SEE
22 Sat 15:00 PREM H Newcastle United D 0-0 SAW
26 Wed 19:45 CPLG A Bordeaux D 1-1 SAW
30 Sun 16:00 PREM H Arsenal ??




21 matches

SAW 7 3W 3D 1L 43%W 43%D 14%L
DIDN'T SEE 14 10W 2D 2L 71%W 14%D 14%L





Conclusion : yes it seems i do jinx Chelsea when i watch them ...

3 times more likely to draw and almost half as likely to win ..

monkey9

Hmmmmm, maybe you should watch them against the sh!t teams and not against the big four. Your win percentage should turn around then

Frisbee

I think you should definitely watch the match on Sunday...

jackdaw

no way am i watching the match on sunday ... no ****ing way...

monkey9

jackdaw wrote: »

no way am i watching the match on sunday ... no ****ing way...

At least watch one of the halves, cos i'd be happy with a draw!

xabi

You're losing the plot - those stats are normal.

X.

astrofool

So here's a question.

Would Des go to Shel's matches if they lost every time he watched them?

Would he be a real supporter if he didn't go?

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astrofool wrote: »

Would Des go to Shel's matches if they lost every time he watched them?

Yes

astrofool wrote: »

Would he be a real supporter if he didn't go?

No

LuckyLloyd

Pepe LeFrits

This thread does explain a lot of jackdaw's previous posts, I suppose.

jackdaw

You can't argue with stats lads...

Xavi6

jackdaw wrote: »

You can't argue with stats lads...

Like the stat that says Chelsea haven't finished outside the top 2 for the last FOUR seasons?

Yeah you've a lot to be bitchin about :rolleyes:

mormank

jackdaw wrote: »

You can't argue with stats lads...

89% of all stats on the internet are made up tho, including yours just posted. Strangely enough that figure drops to 65% offline...

Helix

you dont watch many games for a supporter do you?

SantryRed

Jackdaw go away.

Smegball

SantryRed wrote: »

Jackdaw go away.

:eek:

C'mon you have to love these rants

SantryRed

They're funny I agree.

But there actually rediculous in another. Jackdaw, go support Watford like me, at the moment, you've an expectation to lose every week so you'll never be let down.

Daysha

I can't wait till he gets back from the match today. I mean, where else was he going to be?

jackdaw

I didn't watch it ... thank god ... that would have been terrible...


anyway ...

sick of footie ... sick of it ... teams i hate keep winning (includes Barça) ..
as well as the usual lot in England ...

meanwhile my team are a joke ... a crumbling mess ... that probably won't win one trophy in the next 10 years ...

Well done Arsenal ... you have a good chance of finishing 4th now ..

Bobalicious93

jackdaw wrote: »

I didn't watch it ... thank god ... that would have been terrible...


anyway ...

sick of footie ... sick of it ... teams i hate keep winning (includes Barça) ..
as well as the usual lot in England ...

meanwhile my team are a joke ... a crumbling mess ... that probably won't win one trophy in the next 10 years ...

Well done Arsenal ... you have a good chance of finishing 4th now ..

Because things aren't going your way?

wandatowell

You know ye're top of the league ya?

Daysha

jackdaw wrote: »

I didn't watch it ... thank god ... that would have been terrible...


anyway ...

sick of footie ... sick of it ... teams i hate keep winning (includes Barça) ..
as well as the usual lot in England ...

meanwhile my team are a joke ... a crumbling mess ... that probably won't win one trophy in the next 10 years ...

Well done Arsenal ... you have a good chance of finishing 4th now ..

You know at first you were funny, now you're just annoying...

Charlie

jackdaw wrote: »

meanwhile my team are a joke ... a crumbling mess ... that probably won't win one trophy in the next 10 years ...

I've never seen you post n the Newcastle thread?