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  • 27-11-2008 04:55PM
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    A Fat woman goes to the doctor with a sore minge.

    The doctor asks her to take her clothes off and sit at the corner of the couch.

    When she is ready he asks her to pull her flaps as wide apart as possible.

    Then he asks her to move to the other end of the couch and pull her flaps apart again.

    She asks why she’s doing this.


    He responds:

    "I’m buying a black couch like that one for home, and I just wanted to see what it looks like with pink cushions".

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Two gay Guys, Rupert and Quentin, are behind some bushes,

    When all of a sudden Rupert shouts out as he is having terrible pains in his stomach.

    Quentin asks him "What’s the matter with you"

    Rupert says "I think I’m having a baby"

    Quentin says "Don’t be stupid you can’t have a baby - you’re a man"

    Rupert says "I can feel it moving around in my stomach"

    All of a sudden Rupert has one almighty pain in his stomach so he pulls his trousers down and squats.

    There is a bloody mess everywhere as he pushes with all his might.

    When he is finally finished he looks down and shouts out at the top of his voice.

    "I’ve had a baby. I can see its little arms and legs moving around"

    Quentin comes over to take a look...




    "You dirty bastard. You’ve just sh1t on a frog"


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