Quickies

rocky25

A woman was feeling a bit frustrated with her sex life and decided to spice it up a bit.

She bought a pair of crotchless knickers and an ultra-mini skirt, and put them on just before her husband came in from work.

As he walked in, she sat down on the sofa, leaned back, hitched up the skirt and spread her legs wide open.

"Do you fancy some of this?" she asked.

"Do I what" he replied,


"Have you seen what it's done to your knickers?”

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A man is having problems with his Todger which certainly had seen better times.

He consults a doctor, who, after a couple of tests, says,

"Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years.

Your dick is burned out;

you only have 30 erections left in your penis."

The man walks home (deeply depressed);

his wife is already expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem.

He tells her what the doc told him.

She says, "Oh no, only 30 times!

We shouldn't waste that.

We should make a list!"

He replies,

"Yes, I already made a list on the way home.

Sorry, your name isn't on it."

dh0661

Class :rolleyes:, as always rocky.

entropi

V nice rocky, good as always