Medical Students

Homer

First year students at medical school were receiving their first anatomy class with a dead human body.
They all gathered round the surgery table with the body covered by a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "It is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor, and the first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the ass of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the ass of the corpse and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at the students and told them, "The second most important quality is observation - I stuck my middle finger in, and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Podge2k7

Very Good!!Have some stars!:D

dh0661

and some stars from me also

chaotic_vr

Stars from me. very good:D:D

galwayrush

Apparently a true story, well, it's something you really want to be true.:D