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Doctor DooM · 28-11-2008 5:06pm #1

Right people!

Watna is leaving us as moderator. I am sure you will all join me in thanking her for her hard work over the last few months, she was the one picking up all the late night spam and weirdness in the background.

And joining us we have...

Wait for it...

RandyLongHorn!

Welcome to the madhouse dude.

anonymous_joe · 28-11-2008 5:14pm

May God have mercy on us all...

And thanks Watna.

orestes · 28-11-2008 5:18pm

This is gonna be fooking awesome

Welcome aboards randy, the coke and hookers welcome party is in the secret room behind the Lair, your keys are in the mod-kit.

Sorry to see watna go, cheers for all your work m'lady

BKtje · 28-11-2008 5:21pm

The King is dead, Long live the King!!

Cheers watna for all the work and congrats (or commiserations) Mr. Longhorn.

Handsome Bob · 28-11-2008 5:24pm

SDooM wrote: »

Right people!

Watna is leaving us as moderator. I am sure you will all join me in thanking her for her hard work over the last few months, she was the one picking up all the late night spam and weirdness in the background.

And joining us we have...

Wait for it...

RandyLongHorn!

Welcome to the madhouse dude.

:eek::eek::eek:

Things have gotten a whole lot dirtier.:D:D:D Congrats Randy!

And a big thanks to Watna, I've been told that you've been an ever present silent protector.:)

lolly22 · 28-11-2008 5:30pm

Good luck Watna *hugs*

Congrats Randy.............now this should be interesting

Nerin · 28-11-2008 5:35pm

really sorry to see watna go. she was a star.

welcome to our newest lord!:)

star-pants · 28-11-2008 5:53pm

Thanks Watna *hugs*

congrats randy - you've got some shoes to fill... altho watnas only little so don't ruin her shoes!!

Galvasean · 28-11-2008 5:53pm

I look forward to the emergence of the Innuendo Forum.

cHaTbOx · 28-11-2008 6:09pm

SDooM wrote: »

RandyLongHorn!

I am not sucking your horn !!!!!

Best choice ever guys

welll done Watna ,you were brilliant!!!

Now the bastard has to come to a beers:D

orestes · 28-11-2008 6:11pm

random chatbox wrote: »

Now the bastard has to come to a beers:D

Now, now he can make you lot bring the beers to him

kerash · 28-11-2008 6:11pm

:eek: NO WAY?!!!!
/checks calendar - no, not April 1...
Cool!:P

Bye Watna, we hardly knew ya

:)

KnifeWRENCH · 28-11-2008 6:46pm

SDooM wrote: »

And joining us we have...

Wait for it...

RandyLongHorn!

Good Lord! :eek::eek::eek:
I did not see that coming. I'm gonna have to visit more often - randy as a mod should be very interesting indeed.
He'll either be absolutely brilliant or a total disaster - either way, there's drama ahead! :pac:

Congrats Mr. Horn!

orestes · 28-11-2008 6:57pm

square_igloo wrote: »

Good Lord! :eek::eek::eek:
I did not see that coming. I'm gonna have to visit more often - randy as a mod should be very interesting indeed.
He'll either be absolutely brilliant or a total disaster - either way, there's drama ahead! :pac:

But he's gonna be learning the mod-trade from me, nerin, Doom and Kharn!

WHat could possibly go wrong?!

Nerin · 28-11-2008 6:59pm

orestes wrote: »

But he's gonna be learning the mod-trade from me, nerin, Doom and Kharn!

WHat could possibly go wrong?!

heh heh heh

Karoma · 28-11-2008 6:59pm

I knew I forgot something >.<

Welcome aboard Mr Longhorn.

Cheerio + cheers watna for the effort and work you have put into making this forum what it is.

nkay1985 · 28-11-2008 7:09pm

:eek::eek::eek:

Does this mean he can infract me for calling him Impotent Nohorn now?

First Orestes gets made mod, now Randy. Good to see you continue to select the zaniest of us all for mod

Great selection. Congrats Randy.

Sad to see you go Watna but sure, what can ya do. Thanks for all your work.

Aisling(",) · 28-11-2008 10:08pm

au revoir madame watna et bonjour monsieur longhorn

watna · 28-11-2008 10:42pm

Thanks all. I've already told rand y he has to wear a dress now to represent the wimmins. I think he'll like that!

randylonghorn · 29-11-2008 2:16am

SDooM wrote: »

Welcome to the madhouse dude.

Thanks ... given that I'm at least partially responsible for the state of the place, I guess I can't complain just yet! >_>

random chatbox wrote: »

I am not sucking your horn !!!!!

Keep telling yourself that, dude!

(Oh, and remember to breathe!! :rolleyes: )

square_igloo wrote: »

He'll either be absolutely brilliant or a total disaster - either way, there's drama ahead! :pac:

Thanks for the vote of confidence, squigloo!

orestes wrote: »

But he's gonna be learning the mod-trade from me, nerin, Doom and Kharn!

WHat could possibly go wrong?!

Ooooh sh1t!!!11!

Galvasean wrote: »

I look forward to the emergence of the Innuendo Forum.

Ah, all it needs is a name change ...

Karoma wrote: »

I knew I forgot something >.<

Welcome aboard Mr Longhorn.

Thanks, Ka-yorema.

nkay1985 wrote: »

Does this mean he can infract me for calling him Impotent Nohorn now

Infract?! Ha ... there are much more interesting options buried deep in the modutils!

Who knew that electricity could be used so creatively?! :cool:

watna wrote: »

Thanks all. I've already told rand y he has to wear a dress now to represent the wimmins. I think he'll like that!

Hmmm ... well I cut a dashing figure in a kilt, will that do?

I'd say I would try to discover my feminine side in your honour, but Otestes and Nerin would just take that as an invitation ... >.<

Don't be a stranger, now, y'hear?!

And finally ...

anonymous_joe wrote: »

May God have mercy on us all...

+ 1 :pac:

Alicat · 29-11-2008 2:19am

Three cheers for Randy!

Hip Hip Hooray!

Hip Hip Hooray!

Hip Hip Hooray!

Handsome Bob · 29-11-2008 2:22am

Alicat wrote: »

Three cheers for Randy!

Hip Hip Hooray!

Hip Hip Hooray!

Hip Hip Hooray!

Hip Hip Hooray!

Hip Hip Hooray!

Hip Hip Hooray!

*I'll be expecting favours Longhorn.:p:D

randylonghorn · 29-11-2008 2:37am

Alicat wrote: »

Three cheers for Randy!

Hip Hip Hooray!

Hip Hip Hooray!

Hip Hip Hooray!

Thankee!

LZ5by5 wrote: »

*I'll be expecting favours Longhorn.

Any longhorned favours you need, Liz ...

/flexes

Handsome Bob · 29-11-2008 2:47am

randylonghorn wrote: »

Any longhorned favours you need, Liz ...

/flexes

So it begins.:D

Hermy · 29-11-2008 3:23am

rsh is a Mod.
The lunatics have taken over the asylum.:D

orestes · 29-11-2008 3:29am

Hermy wrote: »

rsh is a Mod.
The lunatics have taken over the asylum.:D

You have seen some of the other mods of this place, right?!

Handsome Bob · 29-11-2008 3:41am

^^As Chopper Read would say, it's a bloody freakshow.:D:pac:

orestes · 29-11-2008 3:48am

LZ5by5 wrote: »

^^As Chopper Read would say, it's a bloody freakshow.:D:pac:

*picks up razor and looks at Liz's ear*

Hermy · 29-11-2008 3:56am

orestes wrote: »

You have seen some of the other mods of this place, right?!

I meant lunatic!:o

Jesus Wept · 29-11-2008 3:56am

I, for one, welcome our shorthorn overlord

Handsome Bob · 29-11-2008 3:58am

orestes wrote: »

*picks up razor and looks at Liz's ear*

Ah just get on with it you bloody sook!

faceman · 29-11-2008 4:11am

Well done randylonghorn!

One of the few people on boards who I would allow lead me into battle!

Nevyn · 29-11-2008 4:19am

faceman wrote: »

Well done randylonghorn!

One of the few people on boards who I would allow lead me into battle!

I think you dropped that faceman.

randylonghorn · 29-11-2008 4:23am

The-Rigger wrote: »

I, for one, welcome our shorthorn overlord

Thanks Rig. I'll put in a good word for your Shetland Po(r)ny forum when I get a chance.

:pac:

faceman wrote: »

Well done randylonghorn!

One of the few people on boards who I would allow lead me into battle!

Em ...

Actually, that kind of left me speechless!

You DO realise how seldom that happens?!

EDIT: Lol @ Thaed!

anonymous_joe · 29-11-2008 4:32am

randylonghorn wrote: »

Thanks ... given that I'm at least partially responsible for the state of the place, I guess I can't complain just yet! >_>

Keep telling yourself that, dude!

(Oh, and remember to breathe!! :rolleyes: )

Thanks for the vote of confidence, squigloo!

Ooooh sh1t!!!11!

Ah, all it needs is a name change ...

Thanks, Ka-yorema.

Infract?! Ha ... there are much more interesting options buried deep in the modutils!

Who knew that electricity could be used so creatively?! :cool:

Hmmm ... well I cut a dashing figure in a kilt, will that do?

I'd say I would try to discover my feminine side in your honour, but Otestes and Nerin would just take that as an invitation ... >.<

Don't be a stranger, now, y'hear?!

And finally ...
+ 1 :pac:

*grins* Lot's of love, but wtf. :P

Thaedydal wrote: »

I think you dropped that faceman.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a collar for a girl whose allergic to leather and steel unless it's purely surgical steel?

Nevyn · 29-11-2008 4:40am

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a collar for a girl whose allergic to leather and steel unless it's purely surgical steel?

Easy get a rubber one.

anonymous_joe · 29-11-2008 4:45am

Thaedydal wrote: »

Easy get a rubber one.

She was allergic to those too, Such a pain in the arse. Ah well, doesn;t matter anymore.

Nevyn · 29-11-2008 4:48am

anonymous_joe wrote: »

She was allergic to those too, Such a pain in the arse. Ah well, doesn;t matter anymore.

If you were putting it on her arse you were doing it wrong, :pac:
there are plenty of polycotton weaves which are in black.

anonymous_joe · 29-11-2008 4:52am

Dorling, I knew what to put in whatever orifice was in question. My techniques have been hailed as superb, no matter what the context.

She was allergic to those. It was unfortunate, because we really needed a dog collar + leash with surgical steel. Then again, twas me involved, our dirty sinful sex games were perfectly satisfactory without the addition of any external toys. It's almost embarrassing how good I was at that kind of thing. :pac:

Nevyn · 29-11-2008 5:00am

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Dorling, I knew what to put in whatever orifice was in question. My techniques have been hailed as superb, no matter what the context.

She was allergic to those. It was unfortunate, because we really needed a dog collar + leash with surgical steel. Then again, twas me involved, our dirty sinful sex games were perfectly satisfactory without the addition of any external toys. It's almost embarrassing how good I was at that kind of thing. :pac:

Translates:

anonymous_joe wrote: »

I'm a bitter and frustrated 21 year old virgin who has look at editions of bizzare magazine and read all the playboy tell columns in my dad's collection.

anonymous_joe · 29-11-2008 5:01am

Thaedydal wrote: »

Translates:

Haha. Whatever you say, Thaeyd.

orestes · 29-11-2008 5:35am

Now now children, play nicely

cHaTbOx · 29-11-2008 5:37am

orestes wrote: »

Now now children, play nicely

cant wait for thaed to smack your bottom:D

orestes · 29-11-2008 5:41am

random chatbox wrote: »

cant wait for thaed to smack your bottom:D

Whatever you're into dude, never had you down as a voyeur :pac:

cHaTbOx · 29-11-2008 5:43am

orestes wrote: »

Whatever you're into dude, never had you down as a voyeur :pac:

Oh it is the best but I am already participating in the assault:D

Doctor DooM · 29-11-2008 8:25am

I would like to say I am suprised that the Randinator's welcome thread has devolved into sexy talk time but that would be a horrific lie.

Oh and a collar is not a toy it is for life

star-pants · 29-11-2008 10:36am

a collars for life? but....but... I don't like things around my neck!!
tis uber frosty out today!!

congrats again to Randy

Galvasean · 29-11-2008 2:51pm

orestes wrote: »

Whatever you're into dude, never had you down as a voyeur :pac:

Did somebody say voyeur.....?

Nevyn · 29-11-2008 4:58pm

Seems random chatbox you still can't tell the difference been a person posting a mod warning/request/direction. :P

And it seems you are projecting again.

Nevyn · 29-11-2008 4:59pm

star-pants wrote: »

a collars for life? but....but... I don't like things around my neck!!
tis uber frosty out today!!

A scarf might help....

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