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  • #32
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,646 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Well done randylonghorn!

    One of the few people on boards who I would allow lead me into battle!


  • #33
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    faceman wrote: »
    Well done randylonghorn!

    One of the few people on boards who I would allow lead me into battle!

    IMG_2844.jpg

    I think you dropped that faceman.


  • #34
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I, for one, welcome our shorthorn overlord :)
    Thanks Rig. I'll put in a good word for your Shetland Po(r)ny forum when I get a chance. ;) :pac:
    faceman wrote: »
    Well done randylonghorn!

    One of the few people on boards who I would allow lead me into battle!
    Em ...

    Actually, that kind of left me speechless! :o

    You DO realise how seldom that happens?! :D


    EDIT: Lol @ Thaed! :p


  • #35
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Thanks ... given that I'm at least partially responsible for the state of the place, I guess I can't complain just yet! >_>

    Keep telling yourself that, dude! ;)

    (Oh, and remember to breathe!! :rolleyes: )

    Thanks for the vote of confidence, squigloo! :p:D

    Ooooh sh1t!!!11! :(

    Ah, all it needs is a name change ... :D

    Thanks, Ka-yorema.

    Infract?! Ha ... there are much more interesting options buried deep in the modutils! ;)

    Who knew that electricity could be used so creatively?! :cool:

    Hmmm ... well I cut a dashing figure in a kilt, will that do? ;)

    I'd say I would try to discover my feminine side in your honour, but Otestes and Nerin would just take that as an invitation ... >.<

    Don't be a stranger, now, y'hear?! ;)



    And finally ...
    + 1 :pac:
    *grins* Lot's of love, but wtf. :P
    Thaedydal wrote: »
    IMG_2844.jpg

    I think you dropped that faceman.

    Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a collar for a girl whose allergic to leather and steel unless it's purely surgical steel?


  • #36
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    anonymous_joe wrote: »
    Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a collar for a girl whose allergic to leather and steel unless it's purely surgical steel?

    Easy get a rubber one.


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  • #37
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Easy get a rubber one.

    She was allergic to those too, Such a pain in the arse. Ah well, doesn;t matter anymore.


  • #38
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    anonymous_joe wrote: »
    She was allergic to those too, Such a pain in the arse. Ah well, doesn;t matter anymore.

    If you were putting it on her arse you were doing it wrong, :pac:
    there are plenty of polycotton weaves which are in black.


  • #39
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Dorling, I knew what to put in whatever orifice was in question. My techniques have been hailed as superb, no matter what the context.

    She was allergic to those. It was unfortunate, because we really needed a dog collar + leash with surgical steel. Then again, twas me involved, our dirty sinful sex games were perfectly satisfactory without the addition of any external toys. It's almost embarrassing how good I was at that kind of thing. :pac:


  • #40
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    anonymous_joe wrote: »
    Dorling, I knew what to put in whatever orifice was in question. My techniques have been hailed as superb, no matter what the context.

    She was allergic to those. It was unfortunate, because we really needed a dog collar + leash with surgical steel. Then again, twas me involved, our dirty sinful sex games were perfectly satisfactory without the addition of any external toys. It's almost embarrassing how good I was at that kind of thing. :pac:

    Translates:
    anonymous_joe wrote: »
    I'm a bitter and frustrated 21 year old virgin who has look at editions of bizzare magazine and read all the playboy tell columns in my dad's collection.


  • #41
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Translates:

    Haha. Whatever you say, Thaeyd.


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  • #42
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Now now children, play nicely


  • #43
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    orestes wrote: »
    Now now children, play nicely
    cant wait for thaed to smack your bottom:D


  • #44
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    random chatbox wrote: »
    cant wait for thaed to smack your bottom:D

    Whatever you're into dude, never had you down as a voyeur :pac:


  • #45
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    orestes wrote: »
    Whatever you're into dude, never had you down as a voyeur :pac:


    Oh it is the best but I am already participating in the assault:D


  • #46
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    I would like to say I am suprised that the Randinator's welcome thread has devolved into sexy talk time but that would be a horrific lie. :)


    Oh and a collar is not a toy it is for life :D


  • #47
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    a collars for life? but....but... I don't like things around my neck!!
    tis uber frosty out today!!

    congrats again to Randy :)


  • #48
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    orestes wrote: »
    Whatever you're into dude, never had you down as a voyeur :pac:

    Did somebody say voyeur.....?

    WENGER.jpg


  • #49
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Seems random chatbox you still can't tell the difference been a person posting a mod warning/request/direction. :P

    And it seems you are projecting again.


  • #50
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    star-pants wrote: »
    a collars for life? but....but... I don't like things around my neck!!
    tis uber frosty out today!!

    A scarf might help....


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