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It's friday night...who's in their right minds?

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  • 29-11-2008 4:31am
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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭


    Come on now. It's after half three in the morning and not on a school night. There's thirty eight people on here, are any of you odd sober people or are you just having a weird intoxicated browse around to see if anything's funny?

    You drunk or wha??? 13 votes

    I'm after a few drinks/puffs/yokes but I'm grand
    0% 0 votes
    ajkfjkdjfkja (too pissed to type)
    61% 8 votes
    I'm gay
    38% 5 votes
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    #2
    hussey
    Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    Skyla Polite Thirst wrote: »
    Come on now. It's after half three in the morning and not on a school night. There's thirty eight people on here, are any of you odd sober people or are you just having a weird intoxicated browse around to see if anything's funny?

    I'm surfing for midget p0rn


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    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Sober, bored and the noc forum doesn't appeal to me...


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    #4
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Watching a live shoot out on Sky News, go figure:eek:.


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    phantom_lord
    Registered Users Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    hussey wrote: »
    I'm surfing for horse p0rn
    .


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    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    I'm not catered for in the poll :(


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    #7
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Kold wrote: »
    I'm not catered for in the poll :(

    Damn, I thought I was pretty comprehensive :( what's your situation then?


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    Elephant Monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Elephant Monkey


    I dreamt about this so i woke up to check boards to see was it real! And WOW!

    Now i cant friggin sleep!


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    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Hehe drunjk sg good.


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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    Elephant Monkey wrote: »
    I dreamt about this so i woke up to check boards to see was it real! And WOW!

    Now i cant friggin sleep!

    I'm in your head!!


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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    Elephant Monkey wrote: »
    I dreamt about this so i woke up to check boards to see was it real! And WOW!

    Now i cant friggin sleep!

    I'm in your head!!


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    #12
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    drunk is good, drunk is our friend


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    #13
    gollyitsolly
    Registered Users Posts: 674 ✭✭✭gollyitsolly


    Im sober,eating cheese sitting in the cold kitchen. How sad is that:(?


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    #14
    nobodythere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭nobodythere


    Can't sleep, clowns will eat me :(

    I don't think that puts me in the "I'm Gay" category though.... where's Atari Jaguar.


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    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    I didnt wake until 5pm today - reckon I have a few more hours of nocturnal fun ahead of me.


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    #16
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,251 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Off today across the pond for the holiday that follows Turkey Day over here called Black Friday. It's the biggest retail day, and I am exhausted from fighting the crowds for a sale item I bought. So just laying back, sipping a glass of wine, and checking out the boards scene.


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    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    So just laying back, sipping a glass of wine, and checking out the boards scene.

    :eek: At 9.30am?

    I suppose i better get one myself so i wont feel left out.

    Cheers Blue L.


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    Black Swan
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    Caoimhín wrote: »
    :eek: At 9.30am?

    I suppose i better get one myself so i wont feel left out.

    Cheers Blue L.
    Hi Caoimhín! You forget that I am 8 time zones west of ye? It's only 1.45AM here. It's quiet in my harbour, with only the sound of the water lapping against my hull, and an occasional gust through the rigging.


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    #19
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Hi Caoimhín! You forget that I am 8 time zones west of ye? It's only 1.45AM here.

    I didnt forget BL, just wanted an excuse to start drinking at 9.30am.:rolleyes:


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    Black Swan
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    Caoimhín wrote: »
    I didnt forget BL, just wanted an excuse to start drinking at 9.30am.:rolleyes:
    Well, it's your Saturday morning, so why not get an early start? You have your lake water scene as a backdrop, while you drink yourself into oblivion?

    Do trees grow on Saturdays, or do they take the day off too?


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Well, it's your Saturday morning, so why not get an early start? You have your lake water scene as a backdrop, while you drink yourself into oblivion?

    Do trees grow on Saturdays, or do they take the day off too?

    I woke up with a thumper of a headache. Had to get to the bloody shop with the arctic temperature outside and all. You would think that that would wake me up but now it just feels too early to be functional on a saturday and I am wondering what is the best way of abusing my body / mind back to sleep.


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    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I woke up with a thumper of a headache. Had to get to the bloody shop with the arctic temperature outside and all. You would think that that would wake me up but now it just feels too early to be functional on a saturday and I am wondering what is the best way of abusing my body / mind back to sleep.

    It's, Saturday mornin, where the weed at?
    Let me dip into my pocket for my fat weed sack
    Cause I wanna get high like a plane
    in the sky, with the indo cloud in my brain
    Where the **** are my zig-zags and my lighters?
    So I can roll it and set it on fire
    Damn, I wish I had scissors cause the **** is so sticky
    that it's gettin on my ****in fingers
    But it's smokeable, double tokeable
    I got the one-hitter quitter bombay **** that's tokeable
    I wanna do a joint venture
    Let me make sure there ain't no lump in the god damn center
    Impregnated lookin joint, **** it
    I can smoke it and I still get faded


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    #23
    Black Swan
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Had to get to the bloody shop with the arctic temperature outside and all.
    Maybe Caoimhín above was right? Add a little anti-freeze to start the day off right?


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    #24
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Skyla Polite Thirst wrote: »
    Damn, I thought I was pretty comprehensive :( what's your situation then?

    Straight, too tired to drink, no one was willing to get me an oz with 2 hours notice.


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    #25
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Kold wrote: »
    no one was willing to get me an oz with 2 hours notice.

    I love that show too.


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    #26
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I love that show too.

    Best ever. Will keep you in all week gripped.


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    #27
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    I got raped by a penguin last night and now, when I walk, my shoes point in opposite directions.

    Away to PI I go...


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    #28
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Bob the Builder wrote: »
    I got raped by a penguin last night and now, when I walk, my shoes point in opposite directions.

    Away to PI I go...

    Please please make this a PI.


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    #29
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Kold wrote: »
    Please please make this a PI.

    +10000, but make a very long & dramatic introduction about it ;)


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    #30
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Bob the Builder wrote: »
    I got raped by a penguin last night and now, when I walk, my shoes point in opposite directions.
    Well that's what you get for shoving chocolate bars up your hole.


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    #31
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Agamemnon wrote: »
    Well that's what you get for shoving chocolate bars up your hole.

    Ah, you were at the Amnesty night in the Gate too, then ;)


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