Three dogs..

cl0ne

Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.
The Doberman turns to the Boxer and said, "So why are you here?" The Boxer replied, "I'm a urinator. I urinate on everything - the sofa, the cat, the kid, but the final straw was last night, when I urinated in the middle of my owner's bed." The Doberman asked, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Lethal injection," came the reply from the sad Boxer.

The Doberman then turned to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?" The Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman inquired. "Lethal injection," the dejected Labrador said.

The Labrador then turned to the Doberman and asked what he's at the vet's office for. "I'm a humper," the Doberman says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away."

The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and said, "So, lethal injection for you too, huh?"

"No, no," the Doberman says, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."

dh0661

:eek: he he he :rolleyes: