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Joe's Operation

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  • 29-11-2008 4:41pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭


    Joe goes to the doctor for his terrible headaches.
    The doctor said, ’Joe, the good news is I can cure your severe headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
    You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates your terrible constant headaches.
    The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.’ Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache
    for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
    He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, ‘That’s what I need …. a new suit.’ He entered the shop and told the salesman, ‘I’d like a new suit.’
    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, ’Let’s see …
    size 44 long.’
    Joe laughed, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’
    ‘Been in the business 60 years!’ the tailor said.
    Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.
    As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, ’How about a new shirt?’
    Joe thought for a moment and then said, ‘Sure.’
    The salesman eyed Joe and said, ‘Let’s see, 34 sleeves
    and 16-1/2 neck.’
    Joe was surprised, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’
    ‘Been in the business 60 years.’
    Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
    Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, ‘How about some new underwear?’
    Joe thought for a moment and said, ‘Sure.’
    The salesman said, ‘Let’s see … size 36.’
    Joe laughed, ‘Ah ha! I got you, I’ve worn a size 34 brief
    since I was 18 years old.’
    The salesman shook his head, ’You can’t wear a size 34.
    A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base
    of your spine and give you one hell of a headache’

    New suit - $400
    New shirt - $36
    New underwear - $6
    Second opinion - PRICELESS


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭cl0ne


    Excellent, have some stars! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭cabla


    Brilliant


  • Registered Users Posts: 76 ✭✭skinandblister


    ha ha ha love it! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 947 ✭✭✭fobster


    Brilliant, I was thinking of another punch line along the lines of "bankers, lawyers and other slimy types come into my store every day and they all have no balls and where the same clothes..." but ya caught me out, have some stars.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    :D PMSL - excellent :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    very good nummnuts :):)


  • Registered Users Posts: 305 ✭✭TwistsAndTurns


    Very good. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭Jay D


    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Class!


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    LOL :D


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I love this joke :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    Great stuff have some stars.!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,516 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Haha! Excellent! Well done!


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