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Golfing

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  • 01-12-2008 9:49am
    #1
    Diddy Kong
    Registered Users Posts: 937 ✭✭✭


    Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation
    took place:

    First Guy:
    'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this
    weekend I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house
    next weekend.'

    Second Guy:
    'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new sun
    deck.

    Third Guy:
    'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel
    the kitchen for her.'

    They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has
    not said a word.

    So they ask him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be
    able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?'

    Fourth guy:
    'I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on
    the ass and said: 'Golf course or sex?' She said: 'Wear sun-block.'


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