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A solution to the recession.........

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  • 02-12-2008 9:55pm
    #1
    cian1500ww
    Registered Users Posts: 2,904 ✭✭✭


    A driver is stuck in a major traffic jam just outside Dublin on the M50 motorway.

    Nothing is moving.

    Suddenly a Garda knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

    "Pensioners have kidnapped Brian Cowen, Brian Lenihan & Mary Harney, and a bunch of Bankers.

    They're asking for a €30 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.

    We're going from car to car taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"





    "About a gallon."


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