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  • 03-12-2008 10:30am
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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    I took my wife out to a restaurant last night.

    As I was eating I accidently dropped my fork on the floor.

    Kindly enough, a waiter replaced it with a nice new one.

    I thought that was good and tested it again by dropping my napkin on the floor.

    Sure enough the waiter came along and replaced it with a brand new one.

    So I pushed my wife off her chair and waited.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A Jelly Baby walks into a doctor's with liquorish on the end of his tool.

    The Doctor asks: "What the hell have you been doing?"

    Jelly Baby replies: "Fookin allsorts!"

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I'm not homophobic, in the same way that I'm not Arachnophobic.

    I'm not scared of gays; I'm not scared of spiders.

    But if I were to walk in and find one in my bed, I'd be a little worried.


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