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Centipede

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  • 03-12-2008 11:12am
    #1
    rocky25
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    Bloke sees an advert in a pet shop "Talking Centipede - €5,000".

    He buys it, takes it home in a small box.

    After about 30 minutes opens the box and asks it if it would like to go down the pub for a pint.

    The centipede doesn't answer.

    Raising his voice he repeats the question and still no reply.

    Getting angry now thinking he's been done he shouts the question again.

    The centipede sticks his head out of the box and says,

    “I heard you the first time I'm just putting my fecking shoes on”!


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