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Oh Lord...

kleefarr · 2008-12-03 12:38:38

Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, 'Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.' Miraculously, a parking…

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03-12-2008 1:38pm

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kleefarr

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Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, she said, 'Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

She looked up again and said, 'Never mind. I found one.'

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#2 03-12-2008 3:14pm
jessbeth

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LOL

That's a good one

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#3 03-12-2008 3:25pm
littlebitdull

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Good one ... have some bright shiney things...

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#4 03-12-2008 9:49pm
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Brill more stars for you

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#5 03-12-2008 10:20pm
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VeryGood:D

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