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Mens Pearls of Wisdom

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  • 03-12-2008 8:05pm
    #1
    moogester
    Registered Users Posts: 103 ✭✭


    Men's Pearls of Wisdom



    1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.



    2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.



    3. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'



    4. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.



    5. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.



    6. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.



    7. Virginity can be cured.



    8. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.



    9. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.



    10. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.



    11. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
    A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.



    12. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......



    13. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
    A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.



    14. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    A: Breasts don't have eyes.



    15. Despite the old saying, ' Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!


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