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  • 04-12-2008 10:31am
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    rocky25
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    A big hole has opened up on the M1 his morning.

    The Guarda are currently looking into it
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    Thieves broke into the police station and stole the toilets.

    Police say they have nothing to go on.

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    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson.

    I wanta you to listen to me.

    I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me.

    But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.

    You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da business.

    You goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money.

    Biga home and maybe a couple of bambino.

    Some day you gonna come home, maybe finda you wife in be with another man.

    Whata you gonna do then?

    Pointa to you watch and say,

    "TIMES UP"

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    A lorry has just overturned on the M50 loaded with Vicks Vapor Rub.
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    Gardai have said there will be no congestion for at least eight hours.


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