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  • 04-12-2008 3:31pm
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    rocky25
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    A big earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit Mexico.

    Two million Mexicans have died and over a million were injured.

    The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild.

    The rest of the world is in shock.

    Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican Army control the riots.

    Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

    Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

    The European community {except France} is sending food and money.

    The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to
    replace the dead ones.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Two flies eating dung:

    Fly 1: Oh no, man.

    Fly 2: What? What's wrong?

    Fly 1: I feel like farting. Ugh!

    Fly 2: Aww, man. Not now, we're eating!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    No one believes seniors...everyone thinks they are senile.

    An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.

    The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

    Holding hands they walked back to their old school.

    It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Brian had carved

    "I love you, Rosie."

    On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet.

    Rosie quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home.

    There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand Euro.

    Brian said, "We've got to give it back."

    Rosie said, "Finders keepers."

    She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

    The next day, two Guards were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door.

    "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

    Rosie said, "No."

    Brian said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

    Rosie said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

    The Guards turn to Brian and began to question him.

    One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

    Brian said, "Well, when Rosie and I were walking home from school yesterday . "

    The first Guard turns to the other and says,

    "We're outta here."


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