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The honeymoon

Kashkai · 2008-12-04 16:51:45

A man marries a mute woman and they go off on honeymoon. That night, when its time to conjugate the marriage the bride appears to be a little reluctant but being mute, she can't tell her husband if she's just nervous or doesn't want sex. So to clear up any potential misunderstandings, the man tells her:- "If you want to…

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04-12-2008 5:51pm

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Kashkai

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A man marries a mute woman and they go off on honeymoon. That night, when its time to conjugate the marriage the bride appears to be a little reluctant but being mute, she can't tell her husband if she's just nervous or doesn't want sex. So to clear up any potential misunderstandings, the man tells her:-

"If you want to have sex, pull my penis once. If you don't want sex, pull it 100 times"

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