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The honeymoon

  • 04-12-2008 04:51PM
    #1
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    A man marries a mute woman and they go off on honeymoon. That night, when its time to conjugate the marriage the bride appears to be a little reluctant but being mute, she can't tell her husband if she's just nervous or doesn't want sex. So to clear up any potential misunderstandings, the man tells her:-

    "If you want to have sex, pull my penis once. If you don't want sex, pull it 100 times"


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