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funny names to call people!

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  • 04-12-2008 6:59pm
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    application
    Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭


    funny names to call people!
    anything,
    eg. theres a small ginger i know and we call him leprechaun o leary!


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    Turncoat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Turncoat


    Ben Dover and Holdin McGroin


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    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    'application'


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    Chris89
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    you plum, you end, you crease, you skin.


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    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    myself and the boys know of a girl that has a face that lacks emotion and expresion so we call her dying face!! I also know a horse face.

    giddy up


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    Podge2k7
    Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    Horizon B*stard


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    1huge1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,173 ✭✭✭1huge1


    Ya Scrotum..

    simple buit genius


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    I knew a girl years ago who loved giving out "Hand Jobs" :rolleyes:

    We used to call her "Micky Mauler" :p


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    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    butter face


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    Q_Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Q_Ball


    heard 'spherical b*stard' recently, thought it a good 'un


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    r3nu4l
    Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Well if it's insults you want...

    Salad dodger - overweight person
    Coffin dodger - old person
    Micky dodger - lesbian
    Muff dodger - gay man


    I'm sure there's loads.


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    therewillbe
    Registered Users Posts: 741 ✭✭✭therewillbe


    Pissy Delph, after his false teeth fell in the urinal .Cleaned them with whiskey.:D


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    keane2097
    Registered Users Posts: 17,773 ✭✭✭✭keane2097


    I like the classics - oaf and cretin all the way.


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    pimpy_c
    Registered Users Posts: 209 ✭✭pimpy_c


    BOB FOC

    Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch


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    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    there is nothing more liberating then calling someone a dipsh*t

    goon is a good one, or mongoloid.


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    foxhunter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 468 ✭✭foxhunter


    "Siberian Camel **** Dog"


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    Yavvy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Yavvy


    this week I shall be calling people "Fùck Nut"

    have a nice weekend you fùcking FùcK nuts


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    nhughes100
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    Daw Brain.


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    SeamusShocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭SeamusShocks


    you Simpleton.


    hey whats up Pig Breath?:eek:


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    Latchy
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    Thingabobby .

    as in ' has anybody seen what's his name ...thingabobby ? '.


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    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    we knew a girl a long time ago who had an odour problem in her nethers so her nickname was 'briff' which we found it very funny even though it made no sense to us at all. we later ended up calling her brenda itchy fanny which was way more appropriate.


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    I remember a while ago my father called a knacker a "you excuse for an abortion bastard!"


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    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    I once knew a girl who was nicknamed Coors light - as in, goes down easy ;)


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    getz
    Registered Users Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    i one worked with a guy who was always rushing around we called him whoosh


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    Turncoat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Turncoat


    Call someone a blowj*b. There's no comeback to it whatsoever


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    dazberry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,150 ✭✭✭dazberry


    Guy down the road isn't doing too good in the teeth department - so much so that his nick-name is colgate.

    Many many years ago there was a girl in college, she wasn't the "mae-west" - her nick-name was squashy bun face.

    D.


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    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    we had a teacher with extremely big thighs...... we affectionately called her thunder thighs....:D:D

    is that how u spell thighs??? if not wat i mean is thy's (phonetical version) ha. :D


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    Granny Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Granny Lover


    seanybiker wrote: »
    butter face
    She is good looking BUT_HER_FACE !!!!!!!!!


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    veryangryman
    Registered Users Posts: 5,581 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    I call people tits ad hoc

    Why?

    It makes me feel like a big man :pac:


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    my favourite is "you with the face"


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    Ronin247
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    Worst I ever heard was when an American workmate called someone "the pro choice poster child"


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