F*ck Cristiano Ronaldo.....

Xavi6

.....there's a new sheriff in town!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF6WySOHbs0

Sign him up!*



(* guarantee he never makes it pro!)

Mr. Incognito

Meh, smoking by 12, coke, women and booze and he'll end up in a pub in Laois saying how used to great and could have made it.

EKRIUQ

Is that an order:eek:

ShooterSF

Why is there a subliminal flash of someone at 48 seconds. What's your real agenda here Xavi?

Charlie

Chelsea to sign him in Jan for some obscene amount, continuing their; hovering up any potential youngster insight, policy.

ROCKMAN

Utd offered 10 million ,
Liverpool offered a player (keane) + cash.
Sunderland offer player/manager job ,

But City blindsided everyone with 11th hour £150MILLION BID

Keyzer

He's from around the corner from me in Finglas...

If you think this is good you should see what he can on a horse...

Tom65

F*ck that, in all that he didn't score a single goal.

Is there going to be a long-running "Who's better: Messi, Ronaldo, or random 8-year-old kid on youtube?" argument now?

delija_sever029

I heard Chelsea offered Drogba to his parents in exchange

Charlie

delija_sever029 wrote: »

I heard Chelsea offered Drogba to his parents in exchange

Why would they want another child?

JPA

Pah, we could all do that against those dodgy defences.

Kinetic^

LOL @ france in title but Algerian flag at end, the next Zidane is what they'll be calling him!

delija_sever029

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Why would they want another child?

I dont know,i am not Chelsea fan,maybe they are perverts:D

ntlbell

can't pass a ball..

useless...

Ruu_Old

Maybe he has an Irish grandparent.

pickarooney

There's one of him pelting free kicks over a wall of five year olds on there somewhere as well. The ball sails about a metre over the keeper's head into the top corner. Easy.

glenjamin

Looks more like a very talented midget than a small child at times.

mayordenis

one trick pony

mormank

this guy could get on for the pool right now/ ill swap kuyt for him!!

V9

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Meh, smoking by 12, coke, women and booze and he'll end up in a pub in Laois saying how used to great and could have made it.

Sounds like a plan

Jazzy

V!alli wrote: »

Sounds like a plan

ya could had been a contender

stovelid

The new Freddy Adu.

shane86

Kinetic^ wrote: »

LOL @ france in title but Algerian flag at end, the next Zidane is what they'll be calling him!

There are more "next Zidanes" than Fr Windy Shephard Hendersons tbh (yes, I know I used that one before but ffs I can think of at least six within the last few months). French, Arab, can vaguely kick a ball, if you are a goalie you will still be labelled Zidane pt deux.

Namesco wrote: »

Is that an order:eek:

mmm, I hope so

*waves hand*

Aside though, obviously untested but the kid has talent (tho tbh I had to stop after a minute, the dodgy spliced editing was hurting my drunken head)

Killme00

little prick needs to learn to pass

kippy

He's way to small to make it at the top level.

Galvasean

stovelid wrote: »

The new Freddy Adu.

Freddy a who? :pac:

kippy wrote: »

He's way to small to make it at the top level.

Just stuff him full of growth hormones and he'll be flying in no time!

LuckyLloyd

Killme00 wrote: »

little prick needs to learn to pass

tsssk. Youtube footballers don't pass.

token56

Ruu wrote: »

Maybe he has an Irish grandparent.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Sizzler

ntlbell wrote: »

can't pass a ball..

useless...

LOL, I was just going to say the same

leninbenjamin

his passing is actually a cause for concern. A mate of mine was quite similar to this kid growing up, drew a lot of attention from some Prem clubs too. reason he never made it though was nobody ever tried to teach him how to pass, he was constantly passed over because of it. I can see exactly the same happening with this kid.

Lamper.sffc

Who would cry first when tackled. 8 year old kid or Ronaldo?
Answers on the back of a postcard please.