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Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 2008-12-06 17:35:13

Couple driving home and run over a small puppy,they get out and find it's still alive and breathing but freezing cold. "Put it between your legs to warm it up!" says the man. "But it's all wet and stinks'' she replies. ''Well hold it's f*cking nose then!''

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06-12-2008 6:35pm

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Couple driving home and run over a small puppy,they get out and find it's still alive and breathing but freezing cold. "Put it between your legs to warm it up!" says the man.

"But it's all wet and stinks'' she replies.

''Well hold it's f*cking nose then!''

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#2 06-12-2008 7:47pm
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Nice Un

Welcome back Ikky

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#3 06-12-2008 8:17pm
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rocky25 wrote: »

Nice Un

Welcome back Ikky

Been a bit dry lately regarding jokes!

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#4 07-12-2008 5:52pm
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I LOL'd!:D

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#5 08-12-2008 12:50am
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Hahaha, nice one!

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