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Irish P*rn

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    #62
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Boards p0rn eh? Sign me up!

    square_iglooing :cool:


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    #63
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Pipe down ya chancer!!! :eek::pac:

    l iz female.:o


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    #64
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    l iz female.:o
    That stops you being a chancer?! 0_o

    Not as I've ever noticed ... :pac:


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    #65
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    l iz female.:o

    Pics or you've a c0ck!


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    #66
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    Pics or you've a c0ck!
    like imagining them do ya?:D


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    #67
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    random chatbox wrote: »
    like imagining them do ya?:D

    Vaginas? Nay, I have a gf {ie. yore ma} whom I do considerable amount of violation to in revenge for releasing a sub human being upon our glorious society {ie. you}.


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    #68
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    Pics or you've a c0ck!

    l am to bush'ed to be arse'd.



    Seriously like , l don't have a knob to stand up for me.:o


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    #69
    Also Starring LeVar Burton
    Registered Users Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    l am to bush'ed to be arse'd.

    Was that a pun, or was that a pun... ;)
    High 5 for that - intentional or otherwise.


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    #70
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    Vaginas? Nay, I have a gf {ie. yore ma} whom I do considerable amount of violation to in revenge for releasing a sub human being upon our glorious society {ie. you}.

    I owe you a thanks man , I heard bout ya, shes been very unhappy lately with the weight issues and all .But since she met you ,well it's still low but well it aint as bad when she sees your problem.

    After those documentaries about (y'know about them anyway) well her self esteem has been low and such , well yeah but yours couldn't be too high now could it ?

    Is it really just a stub?:eek:

    She thinks you cover it up with the violence , but I don't know, Me brains didn't deveploment you see?:o

    Oh well good luck with her :)

    P.S. love your view on society after all the people have put you through ,you really shouldn't be called a monster :(


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    #71
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Have you not seen F*cked in Ireland volumes 1 and 2?

    Pretty damn funny stuff.

    2 Dublin women and a british guy... Bloody crap I thought... Irish and brits don't belong in pornos... pfft!!!


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    #72
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,974 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Cali Wrong Transition wrote: »
    2 Dublin women and a british guy... Bloody crap I thought... Irish and brits don't belong in pornos... pfft!!!
    They were trying to bury the hard feelings.


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    #73
    pirelli
    Registered Users Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭pirelli


    CaptainNegative wrote: »
    There has been a lot of hearsay recently about the Irish Pornography Industry producing some films.
    Would people be for or against such a project?
    Would there even be enough p*rnstars in Ireland, to make such a film?

    If this diary of dead porn stars is anything to go by, the pornstar industry is a very dangerous profession. It was compiled from the IMDB site and news articles etc... It appears to be genuine.Aids was a major killer as was murder and suicide.

    http://www.rame.net/faq/deadporn/index.html#JDough


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    #74
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,501 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Imagine Mary Harney in a porno. '1 girl, 27 cups'. Ah sure she's already fucked us all already!


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    #75
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    CaptainNegative wrote: »
    Was that a pun, or was that a pun... ;)
    High 5 for that - intentional or otherwise.

    It's always intentional with sharpshooterH. I think she used to enjoy it but now it's like a compulsive thing. I don't think she can actually let a possible pun go by.
    antodeco wrote: »
    Imagine Mary Harney in a porno. '1 girl, 27 cups'. Ah sure she's already fucked us all already!

    "1 girl, 27 cup sizes"


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    #76
    Krieg
    Registered Users Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    There was a thread on galway forum last year, where someone found an ad in the local paper that was looking for models to do a p0rn. Never heard of any outcome from it though


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    #77
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    porn name U like


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    #78
    shane86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭shane86


    I know of one 30 odd second clip, alright (not stunning, but alright) young one (20 max), with a weshtern accent you could cut wood with. One cringeworthy scene where isz flickin teh beanz hyas her sayin "what would my mother say.....what would your mother say?!!?"

    Mine would probably agree that she has an horrific accent :p I am abroad, whilst i obviously cant link on this forum I know where it is and will give some google hints when I get back home. Some ****er is bound to have her Bebo :D


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    #79
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    <<- reporting for duty.


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    #80
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    As far as I can see a certain individual often mentioned on AH as been neglected so far on this thread. However I swore never to use her name again after the negative backlash to my last attempt.


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    #81
    giggsy664
    Registered Users Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    mike65 wrote: »
    porn name U like

    Giggsy664 -> Private Kung-fu grip


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    #82
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    As far as I can see a certain individual often mentioned on AH as been neglected so far on this thread. However I swore never to use her name again after the negative backlash to my last attempt.

    Don't do it. :)


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    #83
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    javaboy wrote: »
    Don't do it. :)

    Do it!


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    #84
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    antodeco wrote: »
    Imagine Mary Harney in a porno. '1 girl, 27 cups'. Ah sure she's already fucked us all already!
    "oh me love u long time, me so harney, fookie fookie $9billion"
    "i'm harney, harney harney harney"
    Hows this for a title - 'Irish Pork - Totally Fcuked'


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    #85
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    As far as I can see a certain individual often mentioned on AH as been neglected so far on this thread. However I swore never to use her name again after the negative backlash to my last attempt.
    javaboy wrote: »
    Don't do it. :)
    slideways wrote: »
    Do it!

    Now you have two choices here , javaboy's and javaboy's.:)


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    #86
    Nehaxak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    Just downloaded and watched it, not too bad really.
    Really not used to hearing the Irish accents in a porn film though, have to say that was a bit unusual.


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    #87
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Nehaxak wrote: »
    Just downloaded and watched it, not too bad really.
    Really not used to hearing the Irish accents in a porn film though, have to say that was a bit unusual.
    Firing one out for the cause of boards.ie


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    #88
    Firetrap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,442 ✭✭✭Firetrap


    Well, there's a recession on. Ugly people have to make a living somehow...


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    #89
    Nehaxak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    Ireland is such a small country though, I'm even sure I've seen that Jasmin one (she calls herself Eire in the film) around before.


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    #90
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,501 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I tried looking for it for ages, but everywhere was charging for it. Grrr!


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    #91
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    Now you have two choices here , javaboy's and javaboy's.:)

    I wont say it, I have a solemn oath to follow. Theres a member of your immediate family whom I shall slander no more.


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