Sunday Quickies

rocky25

My mate swallowed a fiver and had to go to hospital.

Two days later, still no change.

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When I was ten-years-old, I saw two dogs shagging in the street and asked my Mum what they were doing.

"Dancing," she replied.

The first school dance I went to, I got expelled.

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Last night I called my wife a lazy fat bitch.

I've not seen her since.

The doctors says my blindness is common with blunt trauma injury, but should improve.

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RTE want to make “The Clinic” programme more realistic.

Here’s an idea – instead of half hour episodes, try eight hour episodes.

That’s normally how long it takes to get seen.

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I met my mate in the street today.

He looked a bit pissed off.

I asked, "What’s the matter?

How come you look like the whole world has caved in?"

He said, "Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me €10,000."

"I'm sorry to hear about the death, but a bit of good luck for you with the money, eh?" I said.

Then he said, "Hang on, I'm just getting started.

Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket and left me €25,000 and a house."

Bloody hell, you can't be disappointed with that!" I responded.

"I know. Then last week my grandfather passed away.

I inherited almost €100,000," he replied.

"Incredible... so how come you look so upset?" I asked.


"Well," he said, "so far this week, nothing..."

Royal Seahawk

You just copied and pasted these from sickipedia.org.
Whats the point of that?

B00MSTICK

^^ I've never heard of that site and the jokes made me smile. Think that's the point.

Tony H

Royal Seahawk wrote: »

You just copied and pasted these from sickipedia.org.
Whats the point of that?

the point is that rocky25 does it every day and makes a lot of people smile ,who cares where they come from

galwayrush

B00MSTICK wrote: »

^^ I've never heard of that site and the jokes made me smile. Think that's the point.

Made me laugh as well, keep it up Rocky.:):cool:

Hagar

Royal Seahawk wrote: »

You just copied and pasted these from sickipedia.org.
Whats the point of that?

Read the Charter before posting again please.

rocky25

Royal Seahawk wrote: »

You just copied and pasted these from sickipedia.org.
Whats the point of that?

I never heard of that site till you posted, so I could have never even visited it

The Bollox

the last one was great, Rocky, bravo

Capt'n Midnight

rocky25 wrote:

Last night I called my wife a lazy fat bitch.

I've not seen her since.

The doctors says my blindness is common with blunt trauma injury, but should improve.

:pac:

Dave147

Thanks rocky, can always rely on ya for a good chuckle at least

Podge2k7

Loved the last one!!:D:D