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The Love Story of Ralph & Edna

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  • 07-12-2008 7:42pm
    #1
    cl0ne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭


    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want
    them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all
    they have.
    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental
    hospital. One day...
    While they were walking past the hospital swimming
    pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank
    to the bottom of the pool and stayed
    there.
    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
    bottom and pulled him out.
    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's
    heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be
    discharged from the hospital as she now considered her
    to be mentally stable.
    When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, 'Edna,
    I have good news and bad news.' The good news is
    you're being discharged since you were able to
    rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
    saving the life of the person you love.
    I have concluded that your act displays sound
    mindedness.
    The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom
    with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him... I
    am so sorry,... but he's dead.'
    Edna replied... 'He didn't hang himself, I put him
    there to dry.'
    'How soon can I go home?'


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