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Dumb!

dak · 2008-12-10 13:43:10

Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: "How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb". The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence". She says, "Buckwheat is dumb".The teacher says, "Now spell 'stupid'". Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid". The teacher says, "Very good, now use it…

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10-12-2008 2:43pm

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Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: "How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb".
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence".
She says, "Buckwheat is dumb".The teacher says, "Now spell 'stupid'".
Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid".
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence".
Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid".
When the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says,
"Buckwheat, spell dictate".
Buckwheat stands and says, "dee-eye-see-tee-a-tee-e, dictate".
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence".
Buckwheat ponders for a few seconds, then spurts out, "I's may be dumb and I's may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good

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