Precautions

coldfire1x

Three black girls in mini skirts about to get on a flight to Carribean...

Says one: Hey.. wait a minute. I have an idea. I am gonna change my underwear and wear a bright pink one before I get on this damn plane..

"But why you gonna do that, Donna?"

"Coz if this bloody plane crashes and as usual I end up with my butt upwards, it will be easy for the rescuers to spot me with that color, thaas why"

"ohh.. great idea.. Then I am gonna wear a bright orange, coz thats the color of rescue.." says the second.

The youngest one thought for a moment.... " Y'know what? I am not going to wear anything.."

"WHAAAAATTT.. Why the hell you want to do that?"

"Coz after the crash, the first thing they will look for is a BLACK BOX...


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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
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byrner88

ha second one is great

cl0ne

Brill. Love the first one.