What random things can you do?

SarcasticFairy

A friend and I were talking about useless things that we're really good at, the other day, and I'm really good at plenty of useless stuff as it turns out!

I can fit anything into anything!
Seriously, I can stuff those huge duvets back in their teeny tiny little bags. No matter where I'm travelling back from I'll always fit the incredible amount of stuff I buy back into whatever bag I'm using. I'm just good at jamming an unbelievable amount of crap into little spaces!

I know the alphabet frontwards, backwards and inside out!
I can say the alphabet any which way, usually. Also, I found out recently that should you ever need to find out what two letters surround another letter (like E & G surround F), I'm your woman.

I rememeber EVERYTHING!
I'm one of those really annoying people who remembers all the little stupid details about anything and everything, but only if it is completely insignificant! Remember things for exams? Oh noooo, but I can remember every word you said in a conversation, which I suppose comes in handy when solving arguments between friends.


Generally pretty stupid things to be good at, but everyone has something which is generally useless in the grand scheme of things!

There's a million and one things I'm useless at though, and I probably should be better at....

I Procrastinate!
I'm absolutely rubbish at just doing things I don't want to do. I'll clean my room, hell I'll clean the whole house, I'll nit pick at reasons not to do something, I'll find ANYTHING else to do, you know the drill. I spend more time not doing something, than actually just doing it

NAMES!
You may as well not tell me your name at all, because chances are unless you're sticking around for quite some time in my life, I just will not remember it. Useless at names, and usually I'll come out with some random name that I think you should be called (and am usually convinced you are called)!



<awaits "I'm good at doing YORE MA" type responses :rolleyes:>

EDIT: also useless at typing correctly

Prof.Badass

yer ma (thanks for waiting )

Quazzie

Oh my god you're like sooo random!

Quazzie

SarcasticFairy wrote: »

I rememeber EVERYTHING!


NAMES!
You may as well not tell me your name at all, because chances are unless you're sticking around for quite some time in my life, I just will not remember it.
(

EPIC FAIL!!!!!11

SarcasticFairy

Q2002 wrote: »

EPIC FAIL!!!!!11

Okay, by everything I meant things people say, more so than useful stuff, like names.

I'm one of those really annoying people who remembers all the little stupid details about anything and everything, but only if it is completely insignificant!

Clearly you're good at being pedantic...!

SpookyDoll

I can eat rasher and sausage sambos every day during the pork crisis and not worry!

Why?

Cos they're yummy.

Prof.Badass

SarcasticFairy wrote: »

Clearly you're good at being pedantic...!

It is pronounced "you are", clearly you learnt your english in the gutter.

Orange69

This thread clearly proves why 16yo girls should not be allowed on the internet.

Kdub

I can fit anything into anything!

Nice :eek:

Insect Overlord

I'm pretty good at making pointless responses to Boards threads no nobody pays any attention to. Random, but e-penis-pumping...

oeb

I'm a magician.

AckwelFoley

I an fart while im eating if i think the food needs a little extra je ne sais quoi

biko

I can drive a car
I can play a musical instrument
I cab fix technical and mechanical problems

6th

oeb wrote: »

I'm a magician.

Its true.

Prof.Badass

Kdub wrote: »

I can fit anything into anything!



Nice

We should drop by her house later with some cucumbers.

Turd Ferguson

I'm good at making witty responses to crappy threads on boards.....













































.....well,I used to be

Avert imminent disaster with fragile objects. Thanks to years of not near misses due to clumsiness.

giggsy664

If you're doing the bicep I'd tricep strech, where you place your elbow up adn put your arm Down your back, I can put my elbow to the side and arpa my arm around my head (ear->chin->ear)

And I can do alphabet backwards.

Rowley Birkin QC

Orange69 wrote: »

This thread clearly proves why 16yo girls should not be allowed on the internet.

Excuse me?
:pac::pac:

AckwelFoley

Moonbaby wrote: »

Avert imminent disaster with fragile objects. Thanks to years of not near misses due to clumsiness.

Being ginger is a stand alone freak show gift alone.

Doc

SarcasticFairy wrote: »

I rememeber EVERYTHING!

Are you my X?

all the stars

1) I can make one eye wobble/ turn in (totally freaks out the drunk people)

2) i can make the sound of an owl... (without using hands )

yay for me

Turd Ferguson

Moonbaby wrote: »

imminent disaster with fragile objects

You've been watching 1guy1jar havnt you...

marie_85

I'm great at Googling.

Cuddlesworth

Hi, my names Steve.

I'm a alcoholic.

Smart Bug

I can walk on walls and ceilings, and father ~ 1,000,000 larvae a year.

Holsten

Random things I can do... eh.. nothing, feck all.

Smart Bug

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Hi, my name's Steve.

I'm an alcoholic.

I can also correct grammar and speleng.

Cuddlesworth

Smart Bug wrote: »

I can also correct grammar and speleng.

I'm assuming your being ironic. I don't have time to tell, I have to try do some work and knock back this whiskey.

Nehaxak

I can wiggle my chin up and down without moving my mouth/jaw and do breakdance with my eyebrows.

I'm so random.

AnonoBoy

None of the things you listed are random.

Here's a random thing I can do: play Quick Pick in the lottery.

It's completely random.

Smart Bug

AnonoBoy wrote: »

None of the things you listed are random.

Here's a random thing I can do: play Quick Pick in the lottery.

It's completely random.

I'm waiting for rtdh to tell us how random that isn't...

FlutterinBantam

I can remove all the cheese from under my bell with a cocktail stick.

oeb

AnonoBoy wrote: »

None of the things you listed are random.

Here's a random thing I can do: play Quick Pick in the lottery.

It's completely random.

Oi! I let people "Pick a card, any card"

flyton5

i can **** off while sticking a finger up my arse.....:D

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055437855

Shacklebolt

I can open a box of matches and light one all with one hand. I was inspired to learn that trick when a book I read claimed it could be useful in certain life or death situations.

MooseJam

I can make fantastic farting noises with the palm of my hand and my eye socket

oeb

Shacklebolt wrote: »

I can open a box of matches and light one all with one hand. I was inspired to learn that trick when a book I read claimed it could be useful in certain life or death situations.

I can do that too! That's not random!

F(b) = integral b-> minus infinity { f(b') db' }
b = F^-1 (c)

snyper

snyper wrote: »

Being ginger is a stand alone freak show gift alone.

Now coming from someone else I would have taken that as intended to offend.
But as you clearly would be a ginger if only hair was strong enough to penetrate that giant thick shining bulbous growth on the end of your neck.
I put that comment down to a sense of disenfranchisement.
Take heart Snyper...one day a condom will split and you too will serve your part for Ginger kind.

kiffer

I can breath through my eyes... it's like breathing through your ears but not as useful in the bedroom.

antodeco

I can NEVER pick the correct lotto numbers.
I can make a noise like a pidgeon, simply by squeezing its stomach.
I can claim social welfare without being polish.

4zn76tysfajdxp

I can't do anything. I'm shít.

Elephant Monkey

I can clap my hand! Yes a one handed clap, with a swift move!
It scares women and small animals, Clears a room and Ripleys have been on to ask can they film it!

I can also spell Random backwards modnaR or jumble it up and you can make more words Mod Ran

CDfm

i can wiggle my ears