Nocturnal Forum Santa Strike Force Challanges!

orestes

Ok, we've pretty much blatantly nicked this idea from AH, but what the hell, it's all in aid of the kiddies so no-one can get too annoyed with us

Basically, you challenge another user to do something and offer to donate some cash to the Santa Strike Force if they do it.

So far SDooM has been challenged to post in nothing but motivational pictures for a day by JaneyMc and Koth, thread here, but we figured having a single thread here for nocturnal challenges would be the best bet. So who do you want to challenge to do what?

We have no way of keeping track of whether or not people follow through with their promised donations if a person accepts and performs their challenge, so were taking it pretty much on good faith that they will, cos we have faith in the goodness of human nature (seriously, we do!) so if you say you're gonna pay up, please do so or you will make nerin cry.

So, let the fun commence

Kya1976

I'm up for a challenge:D

cHaTbOx

that means me too

Nerin

A challenger appears....

(Yes,i still think theres too many humans,and no,this nice behaviour of late is not permanent,i'm still all growly)

So what do ye want?

Gary ITR

Right I'd be willing to do a challenge. I've already pledged a fair few quid at this stage so maybe if I do a challenge I can raise some more much needed cash. So if anybody has something that they'd like to see me do then let me know

challengemaster

Need someone to master these challenges? :pac:

I'm not going to challenge anyone, cos, I've no money, but *cough* suggestion of randylonghorn posting pics of himself *cough* I'll make suggestions!

>_>

<_<

randylonghorn

Nah, I only have ... em ... professional pics, dude, and they don't allow us to post those on this site. >_>

If you like, though, I do have some pictures of you which I could post? Not embarrassing at all, loike! <_<


(Well, not for me!)


Actually, more seriously, I do have an idea for a challenge I might throw out there, but I need to check one or two things first! :pac:

orestes

randylonghorn wrote: »

Actually, more seriously, I do have an idea for a challenge I might throw out there, but I need to check one or two things first! :pac:

Count me in dude, anything for the kiddies

Galvasean

*Has a good idea (they only happen at 3 in the morning!)*

*scuttles off*

randylonghorn

Challenged:


Nerin, roof-dweller and hereditary keeper of noxcat ... Ahem, announcing a late substitution! Let's just say that everyone had better put their hands deep in their pockets, or they might be facing the wrath of ... >_>

Otestes, last scion of a vanished empire and acolyte of the spandex soap operas ...

... and Onkle, harem harlot of the ladies lounge.


Very well, gentlemen, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is as follows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXWkIZUPmDY

link


Yes, that's right: to perform for your fellow Boardsies at the Christmas Boards Beers the Gilbert & Sullivan classic Three Little Maids From School Are We!

Rules of engagement:

1) Given the time of year, full costume will not be mandatory. However, fans or parasols, and at least some effort at getting into character will be expected.

2) You may enlist the assistance of a musical director / choreographer such as Fonpokno or FutureCrook or one of the other musical ladies (or gentlemen?) of the forum. In fact, you may enlist the help of as many of them as are willing, for the sake of the audience as much as for yours!


And to start the ball rolling, I will offer €100 for SSF (well, I drink too much at Christmas anyway!!)

I think it's worth a little more than that though ... hint, hint!

Gentlemen, how say ye, yea or nay?!


(Actually, once we have agreement from the three of you, it might be worth posting in some of the other forums which the 3 of you frequent or even mod ... I am sure there are others who would pay to embarrass you!! :pac:

Oh, and can someone please make sure to bring a camcorder!! )

Doctor DooM

randylonghorn wrote: »

Challenged:


Nerin, roof-dweller and hereditary keeper of noxcat ...

Otestes, last scion of a vanished empire and acolyte of the spandex soap operas ...

... and Onkle, harem harlot of the ladies lounge.


Very well, gentlemen, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is as follows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXWkIZUPmDY

Yes, that's right: to perform for your fellow Boardsies at the Christmas Boards Beers the Gilbert & Sullivan classic Three Little Maids From School Are We!

Rules of engagement:

1) Given the time of year, full costume will not be mandatory. However, fans or parasols, and at least some effort at getting into character will be expected.

2) You may enlist the assistance of a musical director / choreographer such as Fonpokno or FutureCrook or one of the other musical ladies (or gentlemen?) of the forum. In fact, you may enlist the help of as many of them as are willing, for the sake of the audience as much as for yours!


And to start the ball rolling, I will offer €100 for SSF (well, I drink too much at Christmas anyway!!)

I think it's worth a little more than that though ... hint, hint!

Gentlemen, how say ye, yea or nay?!


(Actually, once we have agreement from the three of you, it might be worth posting in some of the other forums which the 3 of you frequent or even mod ... I am sure there are others who would pay to embarrass you!! :pac:

Oh, and can someone please make sure to bring a camcorder!! )

I'll match Randy (as long as someone can put it onto the paypal account and I will give it back on Sat, I haven't got a cc!).

This would be pure, liquid, EPIC.

Futurecrook

I will gladly offer my services as choreographer/musical director.

Also, I'd pay good money to see this. I'll definitely pledge money if you guys do this. Even if just one of you do it.

Nerin

Oh. You. Bastard

orestes

If a minimum of €soo is pledged, in total from everywhere on the site, I will do it in full make-up and costume.

I'll put up a link in the Pro Wrestling forum to this now, and put it into my sig.

randylonghorn

SDooM wrote: »

I'll match Randy (as long as someone can put it onto the paypal account and I will give it back on Sat, I haven't got a cc!).

This would be pure, liquid, EPIC.

Doom, I probably won't be up on Sat, unfortunately, unless plans change, but if there isn't someone handier I'll stick it in for you and we can settle up again some time.

Nerin wrote: »

Oh. You. Bastard

^_^

Nerin

orestes wrote: »

If a minimum of €soo is pledged, in total from everywhere on the site, I will do it in full make-up and costume.

I'll put up a link in the Pro Wrestling forum to this now, and put it into my sig.

If that means you save me from this,i will put aside my hatred for children,and pay you 100 to start this off.

randylonghorn

Nerin wrote: »

If that means you save me from this,i will put aside my hatred for children,and pay you 100 to start this off.

Oh, I don't think he was offering you a way out dude!!!

Nerin

randylonghorn wrote: »

Oh, I don't think he was offering you a way out dude!!!

Don't make me be the bad guy.

Futurecrook

Nerin wrote: »

Don't make me be the bad guy.

You already are! Do it for the kids! Or failing that, do it for the epic lolz.

randylonghorn

Nerin wrote: »

Don't make me be the bad guy.

Dude, look a few posts up ... you're in, whether you like it or not!



EDIT: Or indeed ... ^^^

>_>

<_<

orestes

Nerin wrote: »

If that means you save me from this,i will put aside my hatred for children,and pay you 100 to start this off.

You're doing it too

It will cost you €250 (on top of the site-wide €500) for me to do it without you :P

And even then I might make the crowd force you to get up and do it anyway

Doctor DooM

orestes wrote: »

You're doing it too

It will cost you €1000 (on top of the site-wide €500) for me to do it without you :P

FYP

Nerin

orestes wrote: »

You're doing it too

It will cost you €250 (on top of the site-wide €500) for me to do it without you :P

And even then I might make the crowd foce you to get up and do it anyway

Well then fine. I shall be the bad guy.

*starts taking anger out on sick children*

randylonghorn

Well, I got back to G. this evening to find visitors waiting for me, and they're getting pished off with me looking in here, so will check back tomorrow.






Anyone not up for it go find themselves a sub, and promise them a couple of pints!! :pac:

fonpokno

Futurecrook wrote: »

I will gladly offer my services as choreographer/musical director.

Also, I'd pay good money to see this. I'll definitely pledge money if you guys do this. Even if just one of you do it.

Yes me too! Randy you have the greatest ideas ever.

Oh guys please do this. I have no money at the minute. But I'll attempt to pledge half of my piano-teaching earnings for a week if you do this! That's...€70!


Pleeeeeaaasse do it????


Edit: I will also help provide chopsticks and parasols for hair and do your make up! And provide scores if necessary!

Futurecrook

fonpokno wrote: »

Yes me too! Randy you have the greatest ideas ever.

Oh guys please do this. I have no money at the minute. But I'll attempt to pledge half of my piano-teaching earnings for a week if you do this! That's...€70!


Pleeeeeaaasse do it????


Edit: I will also help provide chopsticks and parasols for hair and do your make up! And provide scores if necessary!

I will also help with makeup and/or costumes if you guys go through with this!

Gary ITR

feckin impotentnohorn


Well I'm up for anything and will do whatever to raise a bit of cash for SSF so I'm game

Alicat

Onkle wrote: »

feckin impotentnohorn

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

orestes

fonpokno wrote: »

Oh guys please do this. I have no money at the minute. But I'll attempt to pledge half of my piano-teaching earnings for a week if you do this! That's...€70


Edit: I will also help provide chopsticks and parasols for hair and do your make up! And provide scores if necessary!

Futurecrook wrote: »

I will also help with makeup and/or costumes if you guys go through with this!

Well I'm in for sure, provided the pledges hit the limit. If the money hits the mark (or even comes close tbh) I give my word that I will do this. It's up to boards to make it happen

I'm all in, if it goes ahead then you can dress me up and make me up whatever way you want! But I reckon some singing and dancing lessons might be in order (it's been a while since I've done the dancing thing, and I can't sing worth a damn!)

Onkle wrote: »

Well I'm up for anything and will do whatever to raise a bit of cash for SSF so I'm game

Rock and roll sister! Let's do this!

btw, do you know the lyrics to this song, cos I haven't a frigging clue!

cHaTbOx

:eek:

orestes wrote: »

Well I'm in for sure, provided the pledges hit the limit. If the money hits the mark (or even comes close tbh) I give my word that I will do this. It's up to boards to make it happen

I'm all in, if it goes ahead then you can dress me up and make me up whatever way you want! But I reckon some singing and dancing lessons might be in order (it's been a while since I've done the dancing thing, and I can't sing worth a damn!)



Rock and roll sister! Let's do this!

btw, do you know the lyrics to this song, cos I haven't a frigging clue!

Three little maids from school are we
Pert as a school-girl well can be
Filled to the brim with girlish glee
Three little maids from school


Everything is a source of fun
Nobody's safe, for we care for none
Life is a joke that's just begun

Three little maids who, all unwary
Come from a ladies' seminary
Freed from its genius tutelary
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school

One little maid is a bride, Yum-Yum
Two little maids in attendance come
Three little maids is the total sum
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school

From three little maids take one away
Two little maids remain, and they
Won't have to wait very long, they say
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school

Three little maids who, all unwary
Come from a ladies' seminary
Freed from its genius tutelary
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school





where it is stikeout bold and underlined are said by one of the little maids

Onkle
Kharn
Orestes

the rest is all together girls:D

get someone to record it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXWkIZUPmDY

Edited for practice

orestes

Get the wallet out scatbox or it's not gonna happen.

I don't care how small the donation is, every penny counts and they all add up!

Rozabeez

I'm missing the xmas beerages Someone please make a vidjeo!!

Dooo it you guys! Think of the poor presentless childers!

Gary ITR

Right so...

Donations

Impotentnohorn €100
SDooM €100
Fonpokno €70
flavahaj 50
vince135792003 20

Guys get the wallets out and dig deep. We are going to make utter eejits out of ourselves for this worthy cause

randylonghorn

Onkle wrote: »

feckin impotentnohorn

We'll see who has the squeaky high-pitched voice on Saturday, dude!! :pac:

orestes

randylonghorn wrote: »

We'll see who has the squeaky high-pitched voice on Saturday, dude!! :pac:

If more people don't start donating it's looking like nobody will dude!

Gary ITR

I will be drinking all day saturday so chances are I'll be 'performing' either way

Delirium

will check tomorrow whats left on the credit card and sling it over to see this challenge happen:)

orestes

Onkle wrote: »

I will be drinking all day saturday so chances are I\ll be 'performing' either way

Oh no you don't, I'm not having the big dance number screwed up cos you're wasted!

How are we gonna pull off the double-reverse-cross-over lift and lunge if you're hammered?!

Gary ITR

orestes wrote: »

Oh no you don't, I'm not having the big dance number screwed up cos you're wasted!

How are we gonna pull off the double-reverse-cross-over lift and lunge if you're hammered?!

I can double reverse anything when I'm hammered.... just ask yore ma (sorry)

Alicat

I just donated 50 euro so you boys better do this on Saturday! And seeing as I can't make it out on Saturday night I would love to see pics!


Yaaaay for Nerin, Orestes and Onkle!

Gary ITR

Impotentnohorn €100
SDooM €100
Fonpokno €70
flavahaj 50
vince135792003 20
Alicat 50

Total 390

Delirium

Put me down for €60.

Splinter

ahh hell ill do the other 50. thats the 500 mark ladies

Gary ITR

Impotentnohorn €100
SDooM €100
Fonpokno €70
flavahaj 50
vince135792003 20
Alicat 50
Koth 60
Splinter 50


Total 500

randylonghorn

:mad: I'll Impotentnohorn you one of these days!! :mad:

Splinter

randylonghorn wrote: »

:mad: I'll Impotentnohorn you one of these days!! :mad:

that doesnt really sound threatening? :pac:

randylonghorn

splinter wrote: »

that doesnt really sound threatening? :pac:

/picks up cactus in one hand and tube of Deep Heat in the other

You want a better threat?!

Gary ITR

randylonghorn wrote: »

:mad: I'll Impotentnohorn you one of these days!! :mad:

That sounds far better than randylonghorning me!

Gary ITR

Impotentnohorn €100
SDooM €100
Fonpokno €70
flavahaj 50
vince135792003 20
Alicat 50
Koth 60
Splinter 50
Onkle's workmate(s) 160
Futurecrook 30
Nerin 100
Total 790

Futurecrook

orestes wrote: »

Well I'm in for sure, provided the pledges hit the limit. If the money hits the mark (or even comes close tbh) I give my word that I will do this. It's up to boards to make it happen

I'm all in, if it goes ahead then you can dress me up and make me up whatever way you want! But I reckon some singing and dancing lessons might be in order (it's been a while since I've done the dancing thing, and I can't sing worth a damn!)



Rock and roll sister! Let's do this!

btw, do you know the lyrics to this song, cos I haven't a frigging clue!

Oh you're going to look so pretty.

Alicat wrote: »

I just donated 50 euro so you boys better do this on Saturday! And seeing as I can't make it out on Saturday night I would love to see pics!


Yaaaay for Nerin, Orestes and Onkle!

I shall be bringing my camera. And put me down for 30 euro.

My money and myself are close...
Why isn't Sdoom singing?
He forgot he met me, he deserves to suffer.

Ritual humilation should include costumes tbh.