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  • 12-12-2008 10:09pm
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    rocky25
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    A blonde made several attempts to sell her car.

    She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 360,000 miles on it.

    She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a pub.

    The brunette suggested,

    “There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal.”

    “That doesn't matter at all,” replied the blonde.

    “All that matters it that I am able to sell this car.”

    “Alright," replied the brunette.

    In a quiet voice, she told the blonde, “Here is the address of a friend of mine.

    He owns a car repair shop around here.

    Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the mileage counter back on your car to 40,000 miles.

    Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car.”

    The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.

    A few days later, the brunette saw the blonde and asked,

    “Did you sell your car?”

    “No!” replied the blonde.

    “Why should I when it’s only got 40,000 miles on the clock?”


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