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Turns out we were wrong

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  • 12-12-2008 11:01pm
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    Valmont
    Registered Users Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    After you've died you see a white a light and find yourself outside the pearly gates. Saint Peter's secretary tells you that you were wrong, God does exist, and that Christianity was the right answer. You can get into heaven however, but you have to plead your case to Saint Peter himself. So what do you say?*

    Personally, I'd blame you lot.

    *this is a joke. Obviously.


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    Mena
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    I'd ask where the steps down to the "other" place are located. Imagine spending eternity with Hendrix et al :D


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    CerebralCortex
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    Ya I concur if hell is for unbelievers that means I'd get to meet cool people like Bruce Lee. That definitely beats Bill O'Reilly anyday. Who knows maybe thats how it works that heaven and hell are subjective? :confused: <shrugs>


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    Emery Damaged Headboard
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    no thanks, i'll head off and do my own thing


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    The Mad Hatter
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    Here, hang on, I only signed up for the sixty-year trial.


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    Valmont
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    oh yeah and the secretary tells you that the famous people in hell have their own place so you wont get to meet them, you'll just be tortured for a while. So how would you argue your case to get in? don't be afraid:D


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    AtomicHorror
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    Is it possible to play some sort of game to get in? I'm good at poker, sort of. Rubbish at scrabble mind you. I'm pretty sure that in hell, there would be scrabble.


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    Galvasean
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    I'd argue my case that God - being so great:) - did such a great job making himself look fake and putting all those phoney religions out there to put me off the track. I could hardly be blamed for not believing.


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    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Valmont wrote: »
    Personally, I'd blame you lot.
    I'd blame their marketing department. They think it's good enough to get the word out for three years in the bronze age Middle East yet expect people to buy in two millennia later?

    It's like they never read Who Moved My Cheese. :pac:


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    Asiaprod
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    bluewolf wrote: »
    no thanks, i'll head off and do my own thing
    I'll join you:)


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    sdep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭sdep


    Valmont wrote: »
    After you've died you see a white a light and find yourself outside the pearly gates. Saint Peter's secretary tells you that you were wrong, God does exist, and that Christianity was the right answer. You can get into heaven however, but you have to plead your case to Saint Peter himself. So what do you say?*

    Personally, I'd blame you lot.

    *this is a joke. Obviously.

    Hello. I'm here to read the meter.


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    AtomicHorror
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    sdep wrote: »
    Hello. I'm here to read the meter.

    You better hope I don't get there ahead of you because I'm stealing this one.


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    2Scoops
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    [praying] Clarence! Clarence! Help me, Clarence! Get me back! Get me back, I don't care what happens to me! Get me back to my wife and kids! Help me Clarence, please! Please! I wanna live again. I wanna live again. Please, God, let me live again.


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    rockbeer
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    "But I was bad... You know I was, Pete. I demand a recount."


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    McSeamus ORiley
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    Valmont wrote: »
    After you've died you see a white a light and find yourself outside the pearly gates. Saint Peter's secretary tells you that you were wrong, God does exist, and that Christianity was the right answer. You can get into heaven however, but you have to plead your case to Saint Peter himself. So what do you say?*

    Personally, I'd blame you lot.

    *this is a joke. Obviously.

    I'd blame God for not giving us enough evidence. If He really wants us to believe in Him, then He should've given us reasons to believe in Him and Christianity.

    I'd also point out to him that the word cretin is derived from christian.


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    Pride Fighter
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    God does not exist.

    God if you exist post in this thread.




























    If anyone creates an account called god and posts a response they should be banned for life


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    fitz0
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    AtomicHorror wrote: »
    Is it possible to play some sort of game to get in? I'm good at poker, sort of. Rubbish at scrabble mind you. I'm pretty sure that in hell, there would be scrabble.
    I reckon I could kick St Pete's ass at CounterStrike. Then Id get in for sure...


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    Rev Hellfire
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    Valmont wrote: »
    After you've died you see a white a light and find yourself outside the pearly gates. Saint Peter's secretary tells you that you were wrong, God does exist, and that Christianity was the right answer. You can get into heaven however, but you have to plead your case to Saint Peter himself. So what do you say?*

    Personally, I'd blame you lot.

    *this is a joke. Obviously.

    I'd ask for an accommodation upgrade :)


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    Hagar
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    Pride Fighter wrote: »
    God does not exist.

    God if you exist post in this thread.

    If anyone creates an account called god and posts a response they should be banned for life

    It has been done already link , and he was. :D

    I could take heaven or hell but not re-incarnation. I'm not going through all this again.


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    dlofnep
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    Pride Fighter wrote: »
    God does not exist.

    God if you exist post in this thread.

    You assume God has the internet. It is bad to assume. 10 hail Mary's for your sin.

    PS: I'm not god. Just incase.


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    The UberFrog
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    Valmont wrote: »
    After you've died you see a white a light and find yourself outside the pearly gates. Saint Peter's secretary tells you that you were wrong, God does exist, and that Christianity was the right answer. You can get into heaven however, but you have to plead your case to Saint Peter himself. So what do you say?*

    Not enough proof mate, not enough proof.


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    Galvasean
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    Hagar wrote: »
    It has been done already link , and he was. :D

    Wow, Dades is more powerful than God. :D


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    Dades
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    I smell better too. :)


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    #24
    UU
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    Haha I'd say oh send me to Hell! Imagine spending eternity lick the ass of some sky God and being with religious people! that would be hell for me! All the cool people would be in hell!

    oh by the way my friend said she'd choose hell because she likes S&M!!! haha lol Hell does always have this seemingly sadomasochistic sexual thing going on, doesn't it? hehe :D


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    #25
    Zamboni
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    I'd buy a christmas stamp and says lets call it quits.


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    #26
    ChocolateSauce
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    I'd say,

    "So what's the deal with evolution? Seriously? Why so convoluted?"


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    #27
    Valmont
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    The UberFrog wrote: »
    Not enough proof mate, not enough proof.

    *hypothetical joke situation


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    Gordon
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    I'd expect God to love me as he should apparently love everybody and then I'd try to do a Bill Hicks "so, forgive me" line.


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    AtomicHorror
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    fitz0 wrote: »
    I reckon I could kick St Pete's ass at CounterStrike. Then Id get in for sure...

    I fail so bad at CS.

    Anyone want to go in to heaven as a pantomime horse? I'll even be the arse.


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    EamonnKeane
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    AtomicHorror wrote: »
    Is it possible to play some sort of game to get in? I'm good at poker, sort of. Rubbish at scrabble mind you. I'm pretty sure that in hell, there would be scrabble.
    And all the tiles are vowels! Mwuhahahahaaa!


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    #31
    barfizz
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    If it existed it would be full of smug bastards going "I told you so"
    that would be hell for me.

    So that i beliveve proves heaven can not exist...


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