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    #32
    lilminx
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭lilminx


    brianthebard wrote: »
    So you've drank one bottle lilminx-if you drink a second will you throw up? If not I say go for it. If yes, maybe stay away.

    Bard my fair knave your words have brought to my attention that I may have foresaken my reputation and portrayed myself as a wine slurping lightweight. I had a a few glasses of wine previous to this discussion.

    Far from the point of reflux, I merely add my toe to the pool of mild giddiness brought about from the clinking of glasses with friends.


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    #33
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    lilminx wrote: »
    Bard my fair knave your words have brought to my attention that I may have foresaken my reputation and portrayed myself as a wine slurping lightweight. I had a a few glasses of wine previous to this discussion.

    Far from the point of reflux, I merely add my toe to the pool of mild giddiness brought about from the clinking of glasses with friends.


    Go for it bitch, drink til you can't feel no more!


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    #34
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,570 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Sober here. All housemate's are out on their respective xmas parties, and I'm indoors feeling like an even more unemployed chump :(


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    #35
    lilminx
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭lilminx


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Go for it bitch, drink til you can't feel no more!

    Oh Bard.. in some parts.. that can be taken as a proposal of marraige?!


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    #36
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    i've had a few drinks, Not smashed tho, much the pity


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    #37
    The Gnome
    Registered Users Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭The Gnome


    Been drinking hot port and mulled wine since 2ish and I'm not drunk.... Somethings wrong. I am, however, expecting my mate (who has also been on the port and wine and decided to go out for more three hours ago) to collapse in the door at any minute.

    Now here's my dilemma, he'll pass out within a few minutes of arriving and be completly incapable of stopping me abusing his body. Suggestions?

    Big xmas party tomorrow which we and all of our other friends will attend, so I'm looking for something he won't notice until it's too late and will generally end with him in a shame spiral.


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    #38
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    lilminx wrote: »
    Oh Bard.. in some parts.. that can be taken as a proposal of marraige?!

    You were talking all proper like, I had to make it street again....Btw if anyone's interested the left over wine is very drinkable! Santa luz, chilean, 13.5%


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    #39
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    The Gnome wrote: »
    Been drinking hot port and mulled wine since 2ish and I'm not drunk.... Somethings wrong. I am, however, expecting my mate (who has also been on the port and wine and decided to go out for more three hours ago) to collapse in the door at any minute.

    Now here's my dilemma, he'll pass out within a few minutes of arriving and be completly incapable of stopping me abusing his body. Suggestions?

    Big xmas party which we and all of our other friends will attend, so I'm looking for something he won't notice until it's too late and will generally end with him in a shame spiral.


    Rape him.


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    #40
    The Gnome
    Registered Users Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭The Gnome


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Rape him.

    Too vanilla.


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    #41
    lilminx
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭lilminx


    The Gnome wrote: »
    Now here's my dilemma, he'll pass out within a few minutes of arriving and be completly incapable of stopping me abusing his body. Suggestions?

    Ah hon - now that's just not on.. I'll volunteer to abuse your body for ya!!! :D


    That help? :D


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    #42
    lilminx
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭lilminx


    brianthebard wrote: »
    You were talking all proper like, I had to make it street again....Btw if anyone's interested the left over wine is very drinkable! Santa luz, chilean, 13.5%

    Street? Could you translate for the countrified? We go by boreens down here... ;)

    and drop the wine over. I'll look after it for you... :D


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    #43
    The Gnome
    Registered Users Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭The Gnome


    lilminx wrote:
    actually the above statement should be taken as evidence as to the fact that the lilminx is an 'ickle' tipsy..
    lilminx wrote:
    Ah hon - now that's just not on.. I'll volunteer to abuse your body for ya!!!:D


    That help? :D

    Being a gentleman I couldn't possibly take advantage. Plus you're still concious.;)


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    #44
    breadmond
    Registered Users Posts: 200 ✭✭breadmond


    im just a wee bit pished. had to take it easy tonight cos i'v an exam tomorrow :(


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    #45
    lilminx
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭lilminx


    The Gnome wrote: »
    Being a gentleman I couldn't possibly take advantage. Plus you're still concious.;)

    I'm still conscious yes...

    but darling...

    it's better that way...


    I can call yore ma while I'm beating the crap outta ya?! :D


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    #46
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,400 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    What kind of a student are you...?:confused:

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #47
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    lilminx wrote: »
    Street? Could you translate for the countrified? We go by boreens down here... ;)

    and drop the wine over. I'll look after it for you... :D


    Lolz I was streeting it for you, didn't realise you were country!


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    #48
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    hehe 1.5 litres of cider and some stonger stuff :D

    I am


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    #49
    lilminx
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭lilminx


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Lolz I was streeting it for you, didn't realise you were country!

    what are we - Donny and Marie of the Boards? lol

    oh baby.. talk street to me..


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    #50
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    lilminx wrote: »
    what are we - Donny and Marie of the Boards? lol

    oh baby.. talk street to me..
    cmere bebay

    you have got wonderful ears;)


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    #51
    lilminx
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭lilminx


    random chatbox wrote: »
    cmere bebay

    you have got wonderful ears;)

    oh goodness...

    bebay!?

    if 'twas

    baybeeh

    i'd say something


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    #52
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    lilminx wrote: »
    what are we - Donny and Marie of the Boards? lol

    oh baby.. talk street to me..


    I'm much better at talking culchie.... tbh how many head of cattle do ye have???


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    #53
    lilminx
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭lilminx


    brianthebard wrote: »
    I'm much better at talking culchie.... tbh how many head of cattle do ye have???

    though I come from a long line of cattle dealers, I am the daughter of an industrialist.


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    #54
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    lilminx wrote: »
    though I come from a long line of cattle dealers, I am the daughter of an industrialist.
    So how many sheep do you have?:D


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    #55
    Smyth
    Registered Users Posts: 714 ✭✭✭Smyth


    I'm drunk you *****!


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    #56
    lilminx
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭lilminx


    random chatbox wrote: »
    So how many sheep do you have?:D

    846 :D


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    #57
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    lilminx wrote: »
    though I come from a long line of cattle dealers, I am the daughter of an industrialist.


    Lolz we have several acres, if that helps....


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    #58
    HoLLLLLaments
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    drunk and listenten to 80s classics and getting excited when theres a sax solo


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    #59
    lilminx
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭lilminx


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Lolz we have several acres, if that helps....

    In those holy fields Over whose acres walked those blessed feet

    you're too kind


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    #60
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    lilminx wrote: »
    In those holy fields Over whose acres walked those blessed feet


    you're too kinds


    We could raise something beautiful on those fields,lolz,,,,


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    #61
    lilminx
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭lilminx


    brianthebard wrote: »
    We could raise something beautiful on those fields,lolz,,,,

    oh well now that's just fighting talk....


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