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Ladies! Help a brother out [pressie ideas]

zaphodbeeb · 2008-12-15 12:59:05

So, Meself and the missus together for donkeys years..... wondering about Christmas present ideas. She has all the hair styling / make-up / perfume etc, along with all the fancy mobiles / MP3 etc not into gaming / PCs etc. Also has a fair bit of jewellry etc. Y'see, you can't really buy your lady clothes..... [BIG MISTAKE…

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15-12-2008 1:59pm

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So,

Meself and the missus together for donkeys years..... wondering about Christmas present ideas. She has all the hair styling / make-up / perfume etc, along with all the fancy mobiles / MP3 etc not into gaming / PCs etc. Also has a fair bit of jewellry etc.

Y'see, you can't really buy your lady clothes..... [BIG MISTAKE TO TRY IMHO].

So far she's a few stocking fillers like TT new CD, perfume etc, but looking for an idea that I've not got before.

Thanks!

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#2 15-12-2008 2:00pm
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Buy her a *I'll edit the post later and add a witty remark here* lol!

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#3 15-12-2008 2:01pm
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Tie a bow on your willy.....or.....get some imagination, you know the woman, we don't.

-Funk

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#4 15-12-2008 2:01pm
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A Dinosaur.

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#5 15-12-2008 2:02pm
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zaphodbeeb wrote: »

So,

Meself and the missus together for donkeys years..... wondering about Christmas present ideas. She has all the hair styling / make-up / perfume etc, along with all the fancy mobiles / MP3 etc not into gaming / PCs etc. Also has a fair bit of jewellry etc.

Y'see, you can't really buy your lady clothes..... [BIG MISTAKE TO TRY IMHO].

So far she's a few stocking fillers like TT new CD, perfume etc, but looking for an idea that I've not got before.

Thanks!

Get her a new vacuum cleaner or something. Women love cleaning.

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#6 15-12-2008 2:08pm
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zaphodbeeb wrote: »

Meself and the missus together for donkeys years.....

looking for an idea that I've not got before.

Anal?

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#7 15-12-2008 2:10pm
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OP: Try this forum. Failing that, hand her a pair of boxing gloves and knock her out on the spot.

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#8 15-12-2008 2:11pm
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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Anal?

If it's something he has not got before, are you suggesting pegging?

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#9 15-12-2008 2:12pm
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Get her a Weightwatchers membership. Women love that stuff!

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#10 15-12-2008 2:13pm
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A nice weekend away?

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#11 15-12-2008 2:16pm
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oeb wrote: »

If it's something he has not got before, are you suggesting pegging?

Nice.....gotta love urban dicionary!!!

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#12 15-12-2008 2:17pm
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Crotchless panties?

Failing that, an apron.

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#13 15-12-2008 2:17pm
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This thread would get better responses in the Ladies Lounge...

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#14 15-12-2008 2:18pm
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A hot air balloon trip.

How romantic.

Then do her anally while you're in the air

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#15 15-12-2008 2:23pm
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How about sone tickets to see a panto ,musical show or a band /group she might be intrested in for the new year ?

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#16 15-12-2008 2:25pm
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Get her pregnant.

It's easier to buy xmas presents for kids.

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#17 15-12-2008 3:55pm
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Last year my fella got me an antique vanity set. It's very unusual, I would never have thought of it, but I love it, it's gorgeous.

Something like this:

http://www.bathantiquesonline.com/antique-collectible/silver-silverware-flatware/antique-hallmarked-silver-and-tortoiseshell-dressing-table-set-collectible-31893.html

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#18 15-12-2008 3:57pm
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Das Kitty wrote: »

Last year my fella got me an antique vanity set. It's very unusual, I would never have thought of it, but I love it, it's gorgeous.

Something like this:

http://www.bathantiquesonline.com/antique-collectible/silver-silverware-flatware/antique-hallmarked-silver-and-tortoiseshell-dressing-table-set-collectible-31893.html

If a guy buys you something that expensive, he is definatly cheating on you!

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#19 15-12-2008 3:59pm
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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

If a guy buys you something that expensive, he is definatly cheating on you!

That's less than 100 euro you cheap fecker. Your missus must be a lucky lucky girl.

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#20 15-12-2008 4:03pm
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A louis vuitton handbag!!or beyonce tickets!!there my wants this christmas!!:D

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#21 15-12-2008 4:07pm
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oeb wrote: »

That's less than 100 euro you cheap fecker. Your missus must be a lucky lucky girl.

A pack ah tayho and a maaahs bar and she's happy

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#22 15-12-2008 4:31pm
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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

A pack ah tayho and a maaahs bar and she's happy

And what's Santy bringing her this year?

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#23 15-12-2008 4:32pm
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XxXciaraxXx wrote: »

A louis vuitton handbag!!or beyonce tickets!!there my wants this christmas!!:D

I would never have a girlfriend with such crap taste.

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#24 15-12-2008 4:38pm
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Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
a dick in a box...

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#25 15-12-2008 4:40pm
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Some kinda trip away or a spa day.

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#26 15-12-2008 4:41pm
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LeahBaby wrote: »

Some kinda trip away or a spa day.

Ah nothing like doing some charity work - a day out for the spas. Lovely.

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#27 15-12-2008 4:43pm
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Buy her an LCD TV so she can watch her soaps with better quality.

and you can watch the footie too!

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#28 15-12-2008 4:44pm
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AnonoBoy wrote: »

And what's Santy bringing her this year?

This

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#29 15-12-2008 5:26pm
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Look no further.

Possibly the greatest christmas present evoh.

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#30 15-12-2008 5:29pm
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Get her a subscription to Boards.ie

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#31 15-12-2008 6:44pm
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took me a minute to figure out who the 'brother' is... i should be blonde.

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