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Prayer for the Stressed

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  • 15-12-2008 5:15pm
    #1
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,688 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
    And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

    Help me to always give 100% in work: `
    12% on Monday,
    23% on Tuesday,
    40% on Wednesday,
    20% on Thursday,
    and 5% on Friday.

    And help me to remember.....

    When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth :D


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