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Not feelin rite !

dak · 2008-12-15 20:59:37

Paddy goes to the doctor and says "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya wood". So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible," he says, "there is a 20 euro note lodged up here". Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, only to see another 10 euro note appear.…

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15-12-2008 9:59pm

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Paddy goes to the doctor and says "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya wood".

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible," he says, "there is a 20 euro note lodged up here". Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, only to see another 10 euro note appear. "This is amazing" exclaims the Doctor "What do you want me to do?.

"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out man" shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and so on...Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den? The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "1990 euro exactly."

"Ah, dat'd be roit." says Paddy " I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."

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