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A Good Thing !

dak · 2008-12-16 22:37:50

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless "things?" * He has an Adams apple that isn`t an apple... * Two calves that will never become cows... * A nose bridge that doesn`t lead anywhere... * A roof of the mouth that won`t cover anything... * Twenty nails that won`t hold a board... * A chest that won`t hold…

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16-12-2008 11:37pm

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dak

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Did you know that a man is made up of many useless
"things?"
* He has an Adams apple that isn`t an apple...
* Two calves that will never become cows...
* A nose bridge that doesn`t lead anywhere...
* A roof of the mouth that won`t cover anything...
* Twenty nails that won`t hold a board...
* A chest that won`t hold linen...
* Two tits that won`t give milk...
* Two buns that won`t feed anyone...
* A belly button that won`t button...
* Two balls that won`t roll...
* An ass that won`t pull a plow...
* An organ that won`t play music...
* A cock that won`t crow...
..And what are YOU laughing about?
You`ve got a pussy that won`t catch mice!

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