Most embarresing thing...

JC 2K3

White_Feather wrote: »

years ago when i was back in school in my biology class one day and as usual, was asked to read out a page...anyways, talking away and instead of saying ''organism'' I said ''orgasm''! I nearly died, the whole class including the teacher ( a young girl ) started laughing!

Another time, my friend and I were having a mess row in between classes waiting on our teacher to come. the highlighters came out for a highligher fight, when she calls me a bitch. So I shouted back (messing), you slut...and who opens the door at that exact moment! the teacher! dunno who was more shocked, herself or me!!!

Heh.

4th year-Had been put on a yellow card for(I had to get it signed by my parents at the end of the day and then hand it to my yearhead the next morning.
It was a Friday.

Report card

Student name:XXXXX XXXX
Year:4th
(Maths)First class:Well behaved,had his homework done
(Computers)Double class:XXXXX and his friend were talking about buying a bottle of Jack Daniels to drink before going out tonight

English:Student participated in class
Careers:Student was discussing bashing the bishop with his friends at the back of the class.Would not disclose what he was referring to. Highly disruptive.
Chemistry:Well behaved

Double Biology:Student participated in class but seemed to have his attention on a different type of chemistry so I moved him.

History:Well behaved.PS can't wait for your parents to read this.

The last one was from a legend of a student teacher who the piss out of me for the remainder of the year.Needless to say,I forged the signature that night.Alas I had to give it to my yearhead the next morning.Cringe:(

Sapsorrow

Man these stories are lame, they're not even that embarassing on a scale of embasrassment of one to ten they'd be lucky to make a two! now sh*tt*ng your pants (which I didn't before anyones asks) thats emabrassing (happened to 2 ppl I know at parties one of them actually fell asleep on the bog after it happened and everyones went in for a look at some point ) someone else I know got spiked with viagra at a party whilst not in his 'normal' state of mind and didn't even notice for hours, every one else did though.
Same guy went for a crap in one of those electric public toilets in galway on the prom where everyone goes to drink cans and have picnics in the summer and the door opened in the middle of it, his mate saw him and started pointing and laughing so everyone looked, he had to finish wiping in front of everyone there!
same guy again not in his right mind at a techno gig fell in a blue loo and got his arm up to the elbow in the stuff! fell out of the blue loo screa,ing and holding his arm up looking for the medical tent.
Yes all true no urban legends, actually lots more stuff happened to him too, he'll kill me for this!

marko91

my whole life is an embarresing moment lol

Piste

khrystyna100 wrote: »

Man these stories are lame, they're not even that embarassing on a scale of embasrassment of one to ten they'd be lucky to make a two!

Well like most people wont post their most embarassing stories cos they know people on here- I certainly wont!

In schol yesterday we were telling embarassing stories and one girl told of how she was getting out of the shower and wrapped up in a towel when she heard one of her older brother's friends coming up the stairs, so she panicked and tried to run into her room, but tripped up and just got up and ran off naked in front of her brother's friend.

cHaTbOx

Piste wrote: »

Well like most people wont post their most embarassing stories cos they know people on here- I certainly wont!

This is very true as someday I will be famous and all my post will be looked at:pac:

Nah my most embarrassing one is tremendously bad.Like you know when you cringe during a movie bad , well one hundred times worse than that

rhapsody!

I don't get embarrassed easily. Any normal person who'd hang round town with me for one day, would hide away in a box for the rest of their lives. I, however, am ready to face another day. Scaring people. It's how I roll. xD

When your mother finds the dead prostitu... Never mind.

Pat_Mustard

Deleted User wrote: »

4th year-Had been put on a yellow card for(I had to get it signed by my parents at the end of the day and then hand it to my yearhead the next morning.
It was a Friday.

Report card

Student name:XXXXX XXXX
Year:4th
(Maths)First class:Well behaved,had his homework done
(Computers)Double class:XXXXX and his friend were talking about buying a bottle of Jack Daniels to drink before going out tonight

English:Student participated in class
Careers:Student was discussing bashing the bishop with his friends at the back of the class.Would not disclose what he was referring to. Highly disruptive.
Chemistry:Well behaved

Double Biology:Student participated in class but seemed to have his attention on a different type of chemistry so I moved him.

History:Well behaved.PS can't wait for your parents to read this.

The last one was from a legend of a student teacher who the piss out of me for the remainder of the year.Needless to say,I forged the signature that night.Alas I had to give it to my yearhead the next morning.Cringe:(

That is just brilliant!

thusspakeblixa

I once *ahem* sneezed and eh... cleared my nostrils all over a girl's back...
...its not the current gf don't worry!

Michellenman

I was going to my first English tutorial of the year and had never met the tutor before, hadn't a clue what he looked like or anything. I don't know exactly where I'm going but I'm heading in the general direction. I see this chap looking a bit lost like myself and the conversation goes something like this:

Me: Excuse me, do you know where room 62 is, by any chance?
Him: No, I'm actually just looking for that myself.
[We continued to search, general chit chat etc.]
Me: Wow this place is freezing, I bet this room is going to be really cold... these places always seem to be.
Him:ha, yeah..
Me: [struggling to not make it awkward] I really hope this isn't going to be boring, I can imagine it could be...
Him:...
Me: Oh well, at least it's only an hour we've to suffer through...(and conversation much like this as we keep walking)
Him:...
[we find the room]

I walk in ahead of him and just assume he's going to sit in one of the seats... But oh no. He walks straight to the top of the room, sits down and goes on to introduce himself as our tutor!
I didn't look up for the entirety of the class and made sure I was first out of the door at the end!:o

cocoa

An File wrote: »

During a Business Studies class way back in 2nd Year, and shortly after mid-day, our teacher decided to open the classroom blinds. It was the brightest time of the day, and a great sweep of sunlight flooded the room. I thought it would be funny to put my arms in front of my face and hiss like a vampire...

People laughed at me instead of with me.

lol, snap about the vampire act. I don't know why no one else finds it funny, or at least fun to do...

A friend of mine once got locked in a public toilet There's few things funnier than being on the road (cycling) with a few guys when someone takes out his phone, talks for a while, and then shouts out ' Guys! <name> is locked! ... in a toilet!!!' It was one of those pay in toilets and the lock malfunctioned, he had to ring the fire brigade and only ever got out when someone from the council came along and unlocked it at the back And now the story lives on and we don't miss any chance we get to lock him in a toilet

And now to maintain karma, I hereby authorize anyone who knows any to tell an embarrassing story about me. I can't remember any right now, but I'll post if I do, promise

Aisling(",)

Walked into a tree yesterday

Even worse becasue id just pushed my mate into a fence and turned to laugh at him and walked straight into the fecking thing.smoooth!

karma!

cautioner

Not majorly embarrasing, but today was the first day I've been embarrassed for quite a while, so:

My two best friends are in 5th year (I'm in 6th, they repeated a year, long story), and as such, have a lot of new friends who I'm just sort-of friendly with. Anyway, all day long they'd been having this escalating, for lack of a better term, flirtoff with two of their new female friends. Stupid stuff, it started off with someone snatching a jacket and not giving it back, and so on. So my two friends and these two girls had been stealing stuff from each other all day with varying degrees of flirtatious success.

Aaaaaanywho, long story slightly shorter, the lads had the bright idea at lunchtime of going back into class ten minutes early and messing around with the girls' bags. Changing a few books, mixing contents of their pencil cases, stuff like that, just to annoy the womenfolk. I reluctantly accompanied them on their devious enterprise. As they were applying the finishing touches, placing things back in the bags carefully so they wouldn't appear violated, I popped open my belt and fly and said "which one shall I jizz on?". (Jizzing on things is our current running joke. See "Jizz in my Pants" for more details). What I'd forgotten was that the room we were in had big windows... Who happens to stroll by the window but the two girls, with perfect timing, to see me standing over one of their bags with my fly down laughing. Keeping in mind that my relation to these girls is more friend-of-a-friendly than friendly, I think my embarrassment was justified...

Probably when my teacher caught me looking up rude words in my German dictionary during class. Think I was sniggering at the word penis.

Fad

Aisling(",) wrote: »

Walked into a tree yesterday

Even worse becasue id just pushed my mate into a fence and turned to laugh at him and walked straight into the fecking thing.smoooth!

Recently enough, I was fairly inebriated, and I was coming in from a balcony, having finished a smoke (which I made from a post it and a house plant, baaaaaaad idea, but i was bored) and on this balcony theres glass sliding doors.

I dodge the actual open door way and walk straight in to a glass panel.

Aisling(",)

Fad wrote: »

Recently enough, I was fairly inebriated, and I was coming in from a balcony, having finished a smoke (which I made from a post it and a house plant, baaaaaaad idea, but i was bored) and on this balcony theres glass sliding doors.

I dodge the actual open door way and walk straight in to a glass panel.

my friend did that four times in one night before.
fecking clean windows!

cautioner wrote: »

Not majorly embarrasing, but today was the first day I've been embarrassed for quite a while, so:

My two best friends are in 5th year (I'm in 6th, they repeated a year, long story), and as such, have a lot of new friends who I'm just sort-of friendly with. Anyway, all day long they'd been having this escalating, for lack of a better term, flirtoff with two of their new female friends. Stupid stuff, it started off with someone snatching a jacket and not giving it back, and so on. So my two friends and these two girls had been stealing stuff from each other all day with varying degrees of flirtatious success.

Aaaaaanywho, long story slightly shorter, the lads had the bright idea at lunchtime of going back into class ten minutes early and messing around with the girls' bags. Changing a few books, mixing contents of their pencil cases, stuff like that, just to annoy the womenfolk. I reluctantly accompanied them on their devious enterprise. As they were applying the finishing touches, placing things back in the bags carefully so they wouldn't appear violated, I popped open my belt and fly and said "which one shall I jizz on?". (Jizzing on things is our current running joke. See "Jizz in my Pants" for more details). What I'd forgotten was that the room we were in had big windows... Who happens to stroll by the window but the two girls, with perfect timing, to see me standing over one of their bags with my fly down laughing. Keeping in mind that my relation to these girls is more friend-of-a-friendly than friendly, I think my embarrassment was justified...

yup yup
thats justified

ROFL

Stev_o

Few years ago i was in Stephens Shopping Center with a bunch of mates. We were going down the stairs to get to the ground floor, now i was either pissing about or else day dreaming because next thing i know everyones disappeared and keep walk down. I get to a door thinking they must of gone through so i pushed open the door. Thats when the fire alarm went off and i could see Grafton Street outside......Cue me going shiiiitttttt and running like made to get back with everyone. I mean it was one of those huge fire escape doors not the glass ones and it didnt have any signs on it so i thought fair game. What made it worse is my dad did the security for the center so i felt pretty stupid telling him what happened when i got home >_<

Graham_B18C

Walking across the yard at morning break, whole school outside.

All I hear is someone shouting "HEADS"

Next thing WHACK!

A Basketball absolutely nailed me in the side of the head! Whole yard breaking their asses laughing...in fairness I would of been laughing if it was someone else!

Don't think the ball was aimed at anyone in particular, was just launched from one side of the yard to the other. It bloody hurt too!

Squishy*

I once got into the car of a complete stranger thinking it was my dad that was driving... I had my seatbelt on and everything before I noticed what I had done... :o

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Probably when my teacher caught me looking up rude words in my German dictionary during class. Think I was sniggering at the word penis.

The German word for nipple is typically German: Precise, to the point, not superfluous in any way: it's brustwarze; which, believe it or not, translates directly to "breast wart".

Pigwidgeon

i once jumped to try and push my friend, but my foot somehow got caught in my jeans and i went flying on the ground infront of half my year... i was sitting on the ground laughing and several people came up to check if i was ok because they thought i was crying.

i don't actually remember this one as i had a bit too much to drink, was in a club one night and i started to fall, grabbed onto a gate that moved went flying, grabbed onto the nearest thing, the goodlooking barman and dragged him down with me... i haven't lived that one down. that was not a good night.

most of my embarrasing moments are related to me falling... the other morning in school... my friend came sprinting up the corridor behind me and jumped into me, cue me going flying on the ground in front of a whole corridor of people... was more funny than embarrasing though

Fad

-JammyDodger- wrote: »

The German word for nipple is typically German: Precise, to the point, not superfluous in any way: it's brustwarze; which, believe it or not, translates directly to "breast wart".

Irish for masturbation "Fein-something or other", translates to self corruption (I know many words for corruption, but not the correct one for this I fear)

cocoa

Fad wrote: »

Irish for masturbation "Fein-something or other", translates to self corruption (I know many words for corruption, but not the correct one for this I fear)

pfft, that's nothing. obesity = ró ramhrachas

Pigwidgeon

not a dirty thing but there was a sentance in my spanish book today that translated to something like
the less-valid person in front of a flight of stairs...
we were doing about discrimination

JC 2K3

Fad wrote: »

Irish for masturbation "Fein-something or other", translates to self corruption (I know many words for corruption, but not the correct one for this I fear)

Féintruailliú. Translates to self-pollution.

Fad

JC 2K3 wrote: »

Féintruailliú. Translates to self-pollution.

I got corruption when I looked it up, polluted soul is pretty much the same thing as corrupted soul* ya know?


*Not that I believe in the relevance/existence of souls, but ya know.......

JC 2K3

In JC Geography (and several other subjects like Science and LC Chemistry etc.), which I studied through Irish, pollution was always referred to as "truailliú".

Insect Overlord

JC 2K3 wrote: »

In JC Geography (and several other subjects like Science and LC Chemistry etc.), which I studied through Irish, pollution was always referred to as "truailliú".

I always translate it as self-pollution too, it makes people feel really uncomfortable!

Nuggles

Fad wrote: »

Irish for masturbation "Fein-something or other", translates to self corruption (I know many words for corruption, but not the correct one for this I fear)

Where did you get that term? I don't think it was a a reliable source. . . Masturbation is "glacaireacht" in Irish, officially, unofficially it's something along the lines of "ag cuimilt do pholl/do phód"