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Calling Dubliners west Brits

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    #242
    Rob_l
    Registered Users Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    dh2007 wrote: »
    but how far back do you go? so if my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was British, does that make me a West Brit?

    Yes and probabably also leaves you somewhere in line for the throne


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    #243
    ntlbell
    Registered Users Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    This is what a west brit is...

    Your out working hard all day on the aul building site big sweaty arse on ye and your bud asks ye back to his pad in stilorgan or some ****....

    you're invited back for what you're hoping a nice big mug o tea and a tayto crisp sambo.....

    sambo's made your awaiting this fine big mug of irish tea and this gob****e brings out this


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    #244
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Dudess wrote: »
    CDfm, what exactly is a pseudo Brit? You haven't explained thus far...
    The term West Brit has a long History and is so prejudicial and inflamatory that James Joyce used it in Dubliners.

    Himself a West Brit Joyces books were banned for being bad porn masquerading as high class literature- under the West Brit (we dont want stories about you shagging yer missus) Act 1924

    see the link below

    http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-wes1.htm


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    #245
    dh2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭dh2007


    ntlbell wrote: »
    This is what a west brit is...

    Your out working hard all day on the aul building site big sweaty arse on ye and your bud asks ye back to his pad in stilorgan or some ****....

    you're invited back for what you're hoping a nice big mug o tea and a tayto crisp sambo.....

    sambo's made your awaiting this fine big mug of irish tea and this gob****e brings out this

    soooooo, by your logic, because I like to drink my tea out of fine bone china and have British ancestry (200 years ago), I'm a west Brit.


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    #246
    ntlbell
    Registered Users Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    dh2007 wrote: »
    soooooo, by your logic, because I like to drink my tea out of fine bone china and have British ancestry (200 years ago), I'm a west Brit.

    I didn't say anything about ancestry?

    do you show off your pinky when you sip your tea?

    that's the real give away tbh


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    #247
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    CDfm wrote: »
    The term West Brit has a long History and is so prejudicial and inflamatory that James Joyce used it in Dubliners.

    Himself a West Brit Joyces books were banned for being bad porn masquerading as high class literature- under the West Brit (we dont want stories about you shagging yer missus) Act 1924

    see the link below

    http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-wes1.htm
    Yet you're using it about people like David Norris, Gerry Ryan, John Bowman, and now James Joyce... why?

    I really think it's because they're intellectuals (apart from Ryan) well spoken and protestant (in some cases) and not a bunch of thick, ignorant muck-savages - what else would it be?

    As for Ryan, can't understand how he could be a "west Brit".


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    #248
    dh2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭dh2007


    ntlbell wrote: »
    I didn't say anything about ancestry?

    do you show off your pinky when you sip your tea?

    that's the real give away tbh

    it was actually fryup who said the ancestry thing


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    #249
    Rob_l
    Registered Users Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    ntlbell wrote: »
    I didn't say anything about ancestry?

    do you show off your pinky when you sip your tea?

    that's the real give away tbh

    This is true all real irish people chop off their pinkies before having their first cup of tea in life. FAcT


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    #250
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ntlbell wrote: »

    do you show off your pinky when you sip your tea


    only a pervert would do that:eek:


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    #251
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Dudess wrote: »
    As for Ryan, can't understand how he could be a "west Brit".

    Only a west Brit would say that. Wait a minute...

    *Removes Dudess's mask*

    It's the Queen! Run for your lives!!!


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    #252
    ntlbell
    Registered Users Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    fryup wrote: »
    only a pervert would do that:eek:

    I rest my case...


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    #253
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Dudess wrote: »
    As for Ryan, can't understand how he could be a "west Brit".

    gerry ryan is definitely not a west brit

    but pat kenny secretly wants to be....but i'm afraid he's a bit too christain brother influenced to be one


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    #254
    ntlbell
    Registered Users Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    fryup wrote: »
    gerry ryan is definitely not a west brit

    but pat kenny secretly wants to be....but i'm afraid he's a bit too christain brother influenced to be one

    Pat has all the hallmarks of a true brit

    even invading Gorse Hill'


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    #255
    dh2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭dh2007


    fryup, Hazys, ntlbell, I'm guessing you're all from the country because if you were from Dublin you'd be able to tell the difference between a real West Brit and just an ordinary middle classed Dublin person who doesn't talk like a skanger.


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    #256
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I remember listening to the Ryan Show during the Drumcree standoff and it was clear his allegiances lay with the nationalist side... so Ryan as a "west Brit" - load of bollocks.


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    #257
    ntlbell
    Registered Users Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    dh2007 wrote: »
    fryup, Hazys, ntlbell, I'm guessing you're all from the country because if you were from Dublin you'd be able to tell the difference between a real West Brit and just an ordinary middle classed Dublin person who doesn't talk like a skanger.

    One has better taste in tracksuits?


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    #258
    ntlbell
    Registered Users Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    Dudess wrote: »
    I remember listening to the Ryan Show during the Drumcree standoff and it was clear his allegiances lay with the nationalist side... so Ryan as a "west Brit" - load of bollocks.

    he's a friggin northsider ffs you don't get any lless west brit than G ryan..


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    #259
    [Deleted User]
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    Northsider he may be.....doesn't make him any less of a cockfag.
    ntlbell wrote: »
    One has better taste in tracksuits?

    Is that like the Royal 'one', as in "one is not amused"?


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    #260
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Dudess wrote: »
    I remember listening to the Ryan Show during the Drumcree standoff and it was clear his allegiances lay with the nationalist side... so Ryan as a "west Brit" - load of bollocks.
    A Trinty College Law Degree yup he has that as a requirement.

    Ryan Confidential Guests " Sir Bob" and "Sir Terry" Max Clifford , Kerry Kattona -shows where his allegence lies. He always dreamed of pastures red,white and blue.

    His fawning admiration for Britain is undisguised.

    Writing on the Eurovision: "My talent is to imbue a project with much more significance and theatricality than it actually deserves. This gives a sort of incandescence to it that makes things that are not all that bright shine very brightly. I can bring that to the party.

    He also uses Reductil to keep his weight down.

    All revealed in his stunningly boring biography.

    All in all a cup of cold sick and definately a West Brit.


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    #261
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    CDfm wrote: »
    Ryan Confidential Guests " Sir Bob" and "Sir Terry" Max Clifford , Kerry Kattona -shows where his allegence lies. He always dreamed of pastures red,white and blue.

    Simon Cowell had West Life and Boyzone on his show as well as a resident Irish judge...is he an East Irishman?


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    #262
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    Simon Cowell had West Life and Boyzone on his show as well as a resident Irish judge...is he an East Irishman?

    Yes. Unless Boyzone and Westlife are themselves West-Brits in which case Simon Cowell would be an East West-Brit because he aspires to be a West-Brit. It's all very complicated.


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    #263
    Nehaxak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    javaboy wrote: »
    Yes. Unless Boyzone and Westlife are themselves West-Brits in which case Simon Cowell would be an East West-Brit because he aspires to be a West-Brit. It's all very complicated.

    Uh, so he's in the middle, somewhere between Ireland and the North pole ?


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    #264
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    so are people from the isle of man.......middle brits:confused:

    after all they're in between uk and ireland


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    #265
    ntlbell
    Registered Users Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    fryup wrote: »
    so are people from the isle of man.......middle brits:confused:

    after all they're in between uk and ireland

    I'm sure the whole two of them would be very upset...


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    #266
    Iang87
    Registered Users Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    ha west brits and jackeens, ha funny cos its true


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    #267
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    CDfm wrote: »
    A Trinty College Law Degree yup he has that as a requirement.

    Ryan Confidential Guests " Sir Bob" and "Sir Terry" Max Clifford , Kerry Kattona -shows where his allegence lies. He always dreamed of pastures red,white and blue.

    His fawning admiration for Britain is undisguised.

    Writing on the Eurovision: "My talent is to imbue a project with much more significance and theatricality than it actually deserves. This gives a sort of incandescence to it that makes things that are not all that bright shine very brightly. I can bring that to the party.

    He also uses Reductil to keep his weight down.

    All revealed in his stunningly boring biography.

    All in all a cup of cold sick and definately a West Brit.

    You read his autobiography...?


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    #268
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    the people in the isle of man are west scousers

    its the extent of their twisted ambitions.

    the most famous manxman fletcher christian robbed a ship


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    #269
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    anonymous_joe wrote: »
    You read his autobiography...?
    not personally - it was too harrowing a story


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    #270
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Iang87 wrote: »
    ha west brits and jackeens, ha funny cos its true
    i know and they hate it:D


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    #271
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    CDfm wrote: »
    not personally - it was too harrowing a story

    I'd have put you on ignore or whatever if you had. :pac:


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