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Happy Mother's Day!

dak · 2008-12-18 11:47:53

When me prayers were poorly said, Who tucked me in me widdle bed, And spanked me till me ass was red? Me Mudder Who took me from me cozy cot And put me on me ice-cold pot, And made me pee if I could not? Me Mudder And when the morning light would come, And in me crib me dribble some, Who wipe me tiny widdle bum? Me Mudder…

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dak

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When me prayers were poorly said, Who tucked me in me widdle bed, And spanked me till me ass was red?
Me Mudder

Who took me from me cozy cot And put me on me ice-cold pot, And made me pee if I could not?
Me Mudder

And when the morning light would come, And in me crib me dribble some, Who wipe me tiny widdle bum?
Me Mudder

Who would me hair so gently part, And hug me gently to her heart, And sometimes squeeze me till me fart?
Me Mudder

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit, And nearly had a king size fit, When in my Sunday pants me ****?
Me Mudder

When at night the bed did squeak, Me raised me head to have a peek, Who yelled at me to go to sleep?
Me Fadder

Happy Mother's Day!

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