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A Cowboys Guide to Life!

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  • 18-12-2008 6:27pm
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

    Never ask a man the size of his spread.

    Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

    After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he Started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
    The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

    If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

    Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.

    Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

    Never cut good whiskey with water, unless you're out of whiskey.

    Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

    Always drink upstream from the herd.

    Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a lots easier 'n puttin' it back in.

    Quickest way to double your money: Fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

    Never miss a good chance to shut up.

    If you don't think anybody wants to hear your story, it's probably best not to tell it!


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