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cl0ne · 2008-12-18 21:28:34

Two women are on their way back from a night out when they get desperate for a wee. They're halfway through a graveyard and no one's around so they drop their knickers and go behind a couple of gravestones, the first women wipes her fanny with her knickers and the second uses a wreath. The next day the husbands are at the…

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18-12-2008 10:28pm

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cl0ne

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Two women are on their way back from a night out when they get desperate for a wee. They're halfway through a graveyard and no one's around so they drop their knickers and go behind a couple of gravestones, the first women wipes her fanny with her knickers and the second uses a wreath.

The next day the husbands are at the pub and the first one says;
"I'll have to keep an eye on my missus from now on, she went out last night and came back with no knickers on!"

And the second replies;
"That's nothing, mine came home with a card wedged halfway up her arse saying 'We'll always miss you, from all the lads at the station'!"

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