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Andy Dufresne · 2008-12-19 15:49:12

Childhood In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window. Wife My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat. Boy, is my wife stupid! It takes her an…

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19-12-2008 4:49pm

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Andy Dufresne

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Join Date: December 2008

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Childhood
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Wife
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend

I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
Boy, is my wife stupid! It takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

Age
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn't met me yet.

General Humor
Boy what a lousy hotel that was, they stole my towel!

Sex
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

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